Cred Jokes

31 cred jokes and hilarious cred puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cred that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Cred Jokes

Short cred jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cred humour may include short confidence jokes also.

  1. My father is cuban and my mother is from Iceland. So i am...... .....
    an Ice Cube
    Cred: Russell Peters
  2. My friend and I recently watched the Star Wars films back to back in preparation for The Last Jedi... unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the screen.
  3. How does a train driver operate a train while eating gum? He goes chew chew chew...
    creds to my 5yo brother
  4. What comes after sextillion? Babytillion!
    (Creds: my math professor who has her doctorate in mathematics)
  5. Why can you tell that Theresa May failed physics? She had power and time but didn't get the work done.
    Creds to my friend for that one.
  6. What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down three miles from a blood bank? A cab
    Cred: Spongebob, my role model
  7. When people ask me do I have street cred? I always reply "I was on the inside for nine months."
  8. What does an egg say when he gets turnt? Om lit
    cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.
  9. Did you hear about the beautiful strangler? He was breathtaking.

    a small amount of cred to another post i read on this sub today.
  10. Why did the blonde move to California? To be a star on Broadway
    Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about cred can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of cred puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Cred One Liners

Which cred one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cred? I can suggest the ones about certificate and dire.

  1. Sure, street cred is good and all... But bed cred is where it's at.
  2. How come Notepad has no street cred? It can't wrap.

Cred joke, How come Notepad has no street cred?

Comical & Quirky Cred Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about cred you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean trust jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make cred prank.

My credit card was stolen today

I don't think I'm gonna do anything about it. So far he's spending way less than my wife does.

I'm like a credit card.

I'm always being used or denied.

[All credit to Ana Kasparian from the TYT Network] So, I heard Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby...

At least she let him finish.

My credit card is like a stripper.

There isn't much on it.

I can't take all the credit... I would like to thank my fingers...

... I could always count on them. Without them, I would have lost touch.

My credit card company is super nice, they really help boost my self esteem...

They always tell me I have an outstanding balance!

I had my credit card stolen.

About two years ago now. I never reported it though. On my first statement, I found that the thieves were charging less than my wife was.

My wife's credit card was stolen a week ago.

So far they are spending less money than she normally does so I'm not going say anything.

A man tries to get into a club

The bouncer says, "I'd like to see your id"
The man replies, "I want to drink until I black out and screw anything that walks."
The bouncer nods his head respectively, "and your superego?"
"Ill have a few drinks and get a ride home."
Cred to C&H

My wife's credit card was stolen last week...

I haven't reported it yet though... because so far, they're spending less than she was.

Credit card company called me to report suspicious activity...

I asked what kind of suspicious activity and they said someone made a payment.

In my credit card statement there was an extra 6**...$ charge written in tiny fonts ...

As usual, the devil is in the details ...

My credit card was stolen yesterday but not sure if I should report it...

My credit card was stolen yesterday but not sure if I should report it. The thief is spending a lot less than my wife normally does.

I would like to thank all the credit card companies that let me have credit lines

I don't think I can ever pay you back

How is credit like c**...?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

My credenza just returned from South Dakota...

It even brought home a Sioux veneer.

My creditors are cheering me on in my gymnastics classes

They called to talk about my outstanding balance

I had my credit card stolen the other day.

But I didn't bother to report it, since the thief is spending less than my wife.

Why God's credit score is so low?

Because only Jesus saves

Credit Card

So my wife's credit card got stolen the other day. I didn't report it, though. Turns out the thief spends less than she does.

credit card

Guy 1 : " Hey man, you have been looking awfully happy lately"
guy 2 : "yeah someone Stoke my wallet and all my credit cards"
guy 1 :"Then why are you happy?"
guy 2:" The thief is spending less on my cards than my wife"

What do a Credit Card and a Gymnast have in common?

Outstanding Balance!

[credit to Mohammed Ali - r.i.p] Mohammed Ali walked on an Elevator...

He sees a guy and a pregnant woman in the elevator.
Ali looks at the guy and says "I swear I never saw her before in my life".
note: this really happened. Older family members who bumped into him in the late 70's to early 80's said he was really funny in real life.

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

A priest, a rabbi, and a hipster walk into a bar...

The hipster says "man, this set-up is soooo played-out. I'm not gonna ruin my cred by staying, so I'm outie 5000." He then gets on his fixed-gear bicycle and rides it home to his loft that he pays for with money from his trust fund. He reads Bukowski by tap light in his futon until he falls asleep. And he lived ironically ever after.

Cred joke, A priest, a rabbi, and a hipster walk into a bar...

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