The Best 57 Creatures Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Creatures jokes. There are some creatures beastie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these creatures possess puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Creatures Jokes and Puns

I need help thinking of a joke involving supernatural creatures

It needs to be a one or two liner, no knock knock jokes or riddles.

Context: I'm working at a summer camp and my call sign is Ghost. Tomorrow morning at the assembly, I'm going up and giving some world news (spoofs, not actual news). I want to say "hey guys, I'm Ghost with all your *other*worldly news", but I'm having trouble thinking of what to say after that. Any ideas would be great.

Old Clinton joke

President Clinton is visiting his home state of Arkansas and picks up two razorback pigs from a local breeder.

As he's walking onto Air Force one with a pig under each arm he asks to the marine saluting him, "you ever see such beautiful creatures in your whole life?" ... "No sir, I have not. If I may ask, sir, why did you get the pigs?" Clinton responds, "well I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea." ... "Excellent trade sir!!"

What is the etymology of politics?

Poly for many and tics for blood sucking creatures.

Creatures joke, What is the etymology of politics?

Have I ever told you the etymology of the word politics?

It is poly for many and ticks for small blood sucking creatures.

A beekeeper talks about the dangers of his job.

"Of course you have to be carefull you won't get stabbed by one of those creatures, but that's a part of living in a multicultural society."

We use a very accurate term to describe our government.

Politics, poly meaning many, and ticks meaning bloodsucking creatures.

If you don't know a lot of creatures in Greek Mythology...

I'll give you a mini-tour

Creatures joke, If you don't know a lot of creatures in Greek Mythology...

What is the etymology of the word "politics"?

*Poli*, from the Greek *polloi*, meaning "Many".

And *Ticks*, from English, meaning "little bloodsucking creatures."

Which hurts worse: a kick in the nuts, or having a baby?

This has been a debate over the ages: which hurts worse, getting a swift kick to the nuts or birthing a child. It's kind of hard to say since men and women are quite different creatures, but I have noticed something. If a woman goes through childbirth, sometimes a year or so later, she'll ask to have another baby. However, a man who has taken a kick to the jewels...

Crabs are amazing collectivistic creatures;

they only use pubic transportation.

What do you call tiny disabled sea creatures?


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Why don't sea creatures get divorced?

Because they can't afford abalone.

Using high powered gamma rays, creatures on Mars have established total mind control over Donald. And Hillary. And the liberal press. And the Alt-right.

Hey, all I know is what I read on Facebook.

(But it explains everything!)

What do you call an academic institute concerning vegetables that only offers their services to mythological creatures?

A Unicorn

Why are fights between fictional creatures so boring?

Because they always drag on.

Men. We are simple creatures.

If you want to know what a man is thinking about; wait five minutes - he will put your hand on it.

Creatures joke, Men. We are simple creatures.

3.14% of sea creatures...

are 8Ο€.

Scientists have created a type of brightly coloured sea creatures...

When i found out about this I yelled, "oh the hue-manatee!"

What group of creatures go by the base-8 code number 3.110375524210264302151423063050560067016321122011160210514763071...?


Linkin Park fought among themselves in choosing which ocean to take a cruise on.

The Pacific ocean was favored by Chester. The Atlantic was desired by Mike. The Arctic was appealing to Rob and Brad because it is an ocean they've never been to before. The Antarctic was chosen by Dave and Joe because they've heard tales of great sea creatures to see in that area. With great argument, they decided against them all.
Indian, it didn't even matter.

What do you call it when people exchange sea creatures?

Squid pro quo.

Why won't any sea creatures date oysters?

Rumour has it they're shellfish lovers.

My wife was arguing that women are naturally more compassionate and selfless creatures. I asked her to show me proof.

So she ordered me to sleep on the floor.

Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, an honest lawyer, and a drunk man are walking down a road. They see a coin on the floor. Who picks it up?

The drunk man. The other three are mythical creatures.

An honest politician, a hard-working civil servant and Santa Claus find a 100 dollar bill.

Who gets to keep it?Β 

Santa does, the other two are creatures of myth and legend.

Women say all men are dogs

but fail to realize that dogs are the most loyal creatures in the world if you treat them right.

Everyone calling Mitch McConnell a turtle really needs to stop...

Turtles are intelligent creatures

Adam was lonely

He said "God, all the creatures have their mates but I am alone".
God thought for a minute and said "I will make you a perfect companion. She will be lovely, kind, attentive and will fulfill your every desire. I'll need from you two fingers, a kidney and one of your testicles".
Adam thought for a minute and said "What can I get for a rib?"

What are the rockstar's favorite fantasy creatures?


I was at a party in middle earth last night. TreeBeard got wasted and started dunking hobbits into a giant punch-bowl of booze. The dwarves laughed and begged for a turn. Soon, a queue of creatures had formed on his branches, eager to take the plunge. I didn't get in line. I knew it was a trick…

Because the real punch-line is always in the calm ents

Where do sea creatures go to work?

The offish.

Why do nuns love routines?

They are creatures of habit.

How do marine creatures commit suicide?

They krill themselves.

I lost all my exotic sea creatures

And I can't buy them back because I don't have anemone.

What are prehistoric creatures called when they sleep?


A poem for my beloved GDPR

'Twas the night before GDPR,
And all through the house
Any presence of rodents or motion of any creatures at all will not be disclosed without specific informed consent.

When God created the animals, He realized the sea creatures needed more work.

They were just beta fish

Women are the only creatures to defy the laws of gravity.

The heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer, and a hobo are walking down the street when they simutaneously see a $100 bill. Who gets it?

The hobo. The rest are mythical creatures.

Why do they call it "chill"ing?

Because we're all sochill creatures.

Why do monks wake up so early and have such an orderly day punctuated with regular prayer times?

Well they are creatures of habit after all.

Cows are social creatures. They roam in the fields

and feed their young with the udders.

My cat named Habit just had kittens...

They're all creatures of Habit.

You must be one of the creatures from Bird Box.

Just the sight of you makes me want to kill myself.

Did thanos go to school when he was a kid?

NO because if he did he would have known plants and trees are living creatures too.

TIL: humans and bonobos are the only creatures that look into their partner's eyes during intercourse.

I never do though.. Except for that one time when I was going at it, and suddenly she entered the room.

California Condor

A man was in court the other day accused of shooting and killing a California Condor. The judge asked the man, "Why on Earth would you kill one of the magnificent creatures?" The man replied, "Your honor, I have been out of work for quite a while and me and my family were hungry with nothing to eat and I looked up and saw this big bird over head so I shot it down and fed my family with it." The judge said, "That is a tough story. I am sorry for your situation and I will certainly take it into consideration when I sentence you, but by the way, I am a little curious as to what it tastes like." The man replied, "It's really not bad. Kind of a mix between a spotted owl and a baby seal."

Who's the tidiest of all the sea creatures?

Personally I think it's the killer whales. They're the best at orca-nizing

One large woodland creature that can't feel pain, four large woodland creatures that can't feel pain, three large woodland creatures that can't feel pain, seven large woodland creatures that can't feel pain.

I know there is a joke here somewhere, but it seems like just a bunch of random numb bears to me.

Dolphins are the second most intelligent creatures on the planet second only to man

Pushing down women to third

My friend showed me this awesome app where you can watch exotic creatures

Apparently it is called Tik tok

When you see helpless crawling creatures...

They are out of HAND!

Why do sea creatures read the news?

To keep up with current events!

Whales are the saddest creatures in the world.

They always have a heavy heart.

One day Adam said to God...

... "God, you let me live in paradise with all your creatures, but I'm lonely that there isn't one like me".

God replies "In that case I will make you a Woman. She will be the most beautiful thing you have ever seen and will take care of all your needs. All I need from you is an arm and a leg"

Adam thinks for a moment and asks "what can I get for a rib?"

In India, they regard Bovine creatures as sacred animals.

Holy Cow!

There are creatures in my house…

… who sit in the same spot all day long, expect food to come to them, and leave silky white stuff everywhere.

Such is life with male teenagers.

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