Creative Thinking Jokes
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My Wife won't like it
One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, Are you okay, what's your name?"
"Its Jack , and I'm Okay thanks," I replied.
"Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty, very s**... and persuasive... I was weak.
"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."
After a restorative brandy, and some creative putting lessons, I thanked my host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."
"Don't be silly! Elizabeth said with a smile, She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Under the cart!"
Elon Musk wants to send people to mars
I think we can all agree that he is the most creative serial killer of all time.
I'm trying a different writing process in which I write out a bunch of ideas in small rough drafts, then I choose to work further on the one I think works best.
My parents are going to be impressed when they see how creative and error free my s**... letter is.
My little brother was scared of taking a creativity test and hid himself in a box.
And I shouted at him, ''you gotta think outside the box, you know!''
A teacher is working on word problems with her students
A teacher is working on word problems with her students and asks, "if there are 3 birds on a fence and you shoot one, how many are left?" A boy raises his hand and says, "zero. Because if you shoot one the other two fly away" The teacher responds, "no, there's two left but that's creative and I like the way you think." After that the boy says "ok, three women are sitting on a bench eating ice cream. One is biting it, one is l**... it, and one is s**... it. Which woman is married?" The teacher says, "well I guess the one s**... it." The boy replies, "no, it's the one wearing a wedding ring but I like the way you think."
Why are jews not creative?
Because they can't think outside the BOX.
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