Creative Jokes

Following is our collection of narrative puns and ganon one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Creative jokes for adults, dirty coincidences jokes and clean crafty dad gags for kids.

The Best Creative Puns

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements: religion, royalty, sex and mystery.

The prize-winning essay read, "My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder whose it is?"

The creative writing students all shifted a little uneasy as they realized they had clearly picked the wrong professor

A Filipino, a Chinese man, and a Japanese guy are in a bar having a drink.

When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, Whoever can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a creative sentence can have me for tonight. So the Chinese guy says I love liver and cheese. She says That's not good enough The Japanese man says I hate liver and cheese She says That's not creative Finally, the Filipino says Liver alone, cheese mine!

There was once a man who had 100 kids.

There was once a man who had 100 kids. He was not a creative man, so he named the kids after the number of their birth. One of his kids, 90, had a few kids when he grew older. One day, they found a dog on the road. They took him in, and named him This. This was a very good and well behaved dog. Dad, I'm going to go feed This. Hey dad, I'm taking This for a walk. One day, This went missing. The kids went out to search for him, when they saw him on the side of the road, with skid marks all over his body. Years later, the kids still remembered and missed This.
Moral of the story:
Only 90s kids will remember This.

A guy is bored of sex with his wife

* Friend: But whats wrong then? Why are you bored?
* Man: I just don't know man, it's not there anymore.
* Friend: Did you already try to spice things up and be a little creative?
* Man: Creative, what are you talking about?
* Friend: Well, we like to get into role playing and play doctor for an hour. Works every time.
* Man: A whole hour?!? How do you keep that up?
* Friend: First I leave her in the waiting room for about 45 minutes.


Filipino, a Chinese, a Japanese and a bar

Filipino, a Chinese man, and a Japanese guy are in a bar having a drink. When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, Whoever can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a creative sentence can have me for tonight. So the Chinese guy says I love liver and cheese. She says That's not good enough The Japanese man says I hate liver and cheese She says That's not creative Finally, the Filipino says Liver alone, cheese mine!

Why was the shovel regarded as one of the most creative inventions?

Because it was ground breaking.

What do you call a kid with an imaginary friend?

Creative.

What do you call an adult with an imaginary friend?
Crazy.

What do you call an adult with an imaginary friend who lives in the sky?
Religious.

What nation is the most creative?

Imagination.

My son is so creative...

That he creates new problems everyday.

Her tinder bio said she's very creative and imaginative.

So I didn't text. She can imagine our chats. And probably a better one.

I wonder how far our relationship has gone.


Time to be creative. I'll give you the punchline, you give me the joke!

A dresser without drawers.

Being left handed I was always told I was more creative but all I noticed was that I smudge the words when writing with pencil.

I guess it's a blessing and a cursive

There was a man who wasn't creative

He named his kids numbers in the order they were born (the first child was 1, second child 2 and so on)

After he had 100 kids , a fire burned his house down leaving only one child. 90

90 grew up and had his own kids that weren't creative and when they saw a stray dog , they took him in and called him 'that'

One hot summer day 'that' was run over by a car

Ofc they replaced 'that' but they never forgot him

Only 90's kids remember that

Not feeling creative?

Open up a gym membership and see how many excuses you can come up with not to go.

Elon Musk said he wants to take "hundreds of people to Mars"

Earning him the title of "World's most creative serial killer"

Where are all of the creative Calculus jokes?

All these new ones are so derivative...

Say what you will about Elon Musk

but with his plans to bring people to Mars, no one is a more creative serial killer.

It must suck to be creative in Boston...

Because everyone tells you how "ah-tistic" you ah.


I'm trying a different writing process in which I write out a bunch of ideas in small rough drafts, then I choose to work further on the one I think works best.

My parents are going to be impressed when they see how creative and error free my suicide letter is.

Why is a creative writing workshop the first step when training to become a firefighter?

Prose before Hose

Apple needs to come up with a new creative naming scheme for their products...

You know what iMean?

Kids in wheelchairs always have creative Halloween costumes.

They have a leg-up on the competition

Woman hit by train

Whats a train doing in a kitchen?

(Sexist but creative, not meant to offend anyone.)

After being shown around, the prison warden was asked for his opinion on the prisoners' new creative writing class.

..."It has its prose & cons"

Just finished my online course on creative writing.

The feeling in undiscribable.

If A is for Apple, and B is for Banana, what is C for?

Creative punchlines

I wish my cooking skills were more creative.

What I'm saying is I wish I could cook outside the box.

TMW you feel creative

aaaand it's gone

Every summer I go to Grammar Camp

we discuss creative ideas and pitch our new tense.

I'm not lazy

I chose to use my creative genius on mastering efficiency

Why aren't grave-diggers creative?

Because they're all very down-to-earth people.

Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy...

Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy, the last time he farted it was quite a big deal. Scientifically speaking, they call it the big bang.

What do you call a pirate without a ship?

A creative homeless man.

-bo burnham

So I was walking down the street.

....what I'm not creative enough To finish that joke. Run along now

A creative writing teacher is having a conference with one of his students about his last piece and the grade he gave the student.

The student asked "Why did you give me an F?" The teacher responds "Have you ever heard that if you place a thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters an infinite amount of time, they'll eventually write the works of Shakespeare?" He holds up the paper and says "3 monkeys, 10 minutes."

Why was the rooster angry?

He just found his chicken strips.

(Courtesy of my creative bartender pal)

"A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others." ― Ayn Rand

Obviously He's never been a cotton plantation slave owner.

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