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64 creative jokes and hilarious creative puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about creative that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Look no further for the best collection of creative jokes! From abstract to narrative and everything in between, this collection of jokes is sure to crack up even the most genius of minds. Halloween and other special occasions are a great time for some creative storytelling and gags!

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Funniest Creative Short Jokes

Short creative jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The creative humour may include short creation jokes also.

  1. The creative writing students all shifted a little uneasy as they realized they had clearly picked the wrong professor
  2. Some people call their mistakes "happy accidents" But some people get more creative and give them cute little names like Nathan or Thomas, just like my parents did.
  3. Some people like to call their mistakes "happy accidents." Others get creative and give them cute little names like Nathan, or Thomas, like my parents did.
  4. Why was the shovel regarded as one of the most creative inventions? Because it was ground breaking.
  5. Not a joke but a thanks to this community I'm so glad this sub exists, I crack these jokes all the time to my gf and she loves them. Thanks for all the creativity here!
  6. Time to be creative. I'll give you the punchline, you give me the joke! A dresser without drawer.
  7. Why are creative character writers so good in bed? ……because they really know how to pen a trait!
  8. I held a creative writing seminar at a women's prison last month How did it go? Well, it had its prose and cons.
  9. Her tinder bio said she's very creative and imaginative. So I didn't text. She can imagine our chats. And probably a better one.
    I wonder how far our relationship has gone.
  10. Being left handed I was always told I was more creative but all I noticed was that I smudge the words when writing with pencil. I guess it's a blessing and a cursive

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Creative One Liners

Which creative one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with creative? I can suggest the ones about creator and craft.

  1. How do pirates express their creativity? Arrrrrrrrrt.
  2. What nation is the most creative? Imagination.
  3. My son is so creative... That he creates new problems everyday.
  4. Where are all of the creative Calculus jokes? All these new ones are so derivative...
  5. Why aren't grave-diggers creative? Because they're all very down-to-earth people.
  6. Just finished my online course on creative writing. The feeling in undiscribable.
  7. If A is for Apple, and B is for Banana, what is C for? Creative punchlines
  8. Which tea has no recipe? *Creativity*
  9. TMW you feel creative aaaand it's gone
  10. Every summer I go to Grammar Camp we discuss creative ideas and pitch our new tense.
  11. I'm not lazy I chose to use my creative genius on mastering efficiency
  12. What do you call a pirate without a ship? A creative homeless man.
    -bo burnham
  13. What's the most creative thing you can make out of boogers? The Boogeyman
  14. If you're violent but also creative, try paintball.
  15. What do you call creative people with learning disabilities? Autists

Creative Writing Jokes

Here is a list of funny creative writing jokes and even better creative writing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why is a creative writing workshop the first step when training to become a firefighter? Prose before Hose
  • After being shown around, the prison warden was asked for his opinion on the prisoners' new creative writing class. ..."It has its prose & cons"
  • Dear alma mater, please don't send wealth management workshop invites to those of us who majored in creative writing.

Creative Thinking Jokes

Here is a list of funny creative thinking jokes and even better creative thinking puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Elon Musk wants to send people to mars I think we can all agree that he is the most creative serial killer of all time.
  • My little brother was scared of taking a creativity test and hid himself in a box. And I shouted at him, ''you gotta think outside the box, you know!''
  • Why are jews not creative? Because they can't think outside the BOX.
  • Why are gay men so creative? They think outside the box.
Creative joke, Why are gay men so creative?

Creative Halloween Jokes

Here is a list of funny creative halloween jokes and even better creative halloween puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Kids in wheelchairs always have creative Halloween costumes. They have a leg-up on the competition
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Silly & Ridiculous Creative Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about creative you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean artist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make creative pranks.

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a great looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." 
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

"A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others." ― Ayn Rand

Obviously He's never been a cotton plantation s**... owner.

My Wife won't like it

One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, Are you okay, what's your name?"
"Its Jack , and I'm Okay thanks," I replied.
"Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty, very s**... and persuasive... I was weak.
"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."
After a restorative brandy, and some creative putting lessons, I thanked my host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."
"Don't be silly! Elizabeth said with a smile, She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Under the cart!"

Filipino, a Chinese, a Japanese and a bar

Filipino, a Chinese man, and a Japanese guy are in a bar having a drink. When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, Whoever can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a creative sentence can have me for tonight. So the Chinese guy says I love liver and cheese. She says That's not good enough The Japanese man says I hate liver and cheese She says That's not creative Finally, the Filipino says Liver alone, cheese mine!

It must s**... to be creative in Boston...

Because everyone tells you how "ah-tistic" you ah.

A guy is bored of s**... with his wife

* Friend: But whats wrong then? Why are you bored?
* Man: I just don't know man, it's not there anymore.
* Friend: Did you already try to spice things up and be a little creative?
* Man: Creative, what are you talking about?
* Friend: Well, we like to get into role playing and play doctor for an hour. Works every time.
* Man: A whole hour?!? How do you keep that up?
* Friend: First I leave her in the waiting room for about 45 minutes.

Say what you will about Elon Musk

but with his plans to bring people to Mars, no one is a more creative serial killer.

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements: religion, royalty, s**... and mystery.

The prize-winning essay read, "My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder whose it is?"

What do you call a kid with an imaginary friend?

Creative.
What do you call an adult with an imaginary friend?
Crazy.
What do you call an adult with an imaginary friend who lives in the sky?
Religious.

Elon Musk said he wants to take "hundreds of people to Mars"

Earning him the title of "World's most creative serial killer"

Not feeling creative?

Open up a gym membership and see how many excuses you can come up with not to go.

I remember doing a book report in elementary school on, "Fifty Shades of Grey".

I got a B+ and the teacher left a note saying, "thank god you didn't actually read the book, though I loved your creativity stating Christian Grey had 49 other clones".

There once was a beautiful Chihuahua and she had 3 Chihuahua suitors. She told them she would date the one who could most creatively use the words Liver and Cheese in a sentence.

The first Chihuahua said he likes his liver with a little cheese.
The second Chihuahua said he likes his cheese with a little liver.
The third Chihuahua said, Liver alone! Cheese Mine!

I'm trying a different writing process in which I write out a bunch of ideas in small rough drafts, then I choose to work further on the one I think works best.

My parents are going to be impressed when they see how creative and error free my s**... letter is.

Apple needs to come up with a new creative naming scheme for their products...

You know what iMean?

There was once a man who had 100 kids.

There was once a man who had 100 kids. He was not a creative man, so he named the kids after the number of their birth. One of his kids, 90, had a few kids when he grew older. One day, they found a dog on the road. They took him in, and named him This. This was a very good and well behaved dog. Dad, I'm going to go feed This. Hey dad, I'm taking This for a walk. One day, This went missing. The kids went out to search for him, when they saw him on the side of the road, with skid marks all over his body. Years later, the kids still remembered and missed This.
Moral of the story:
Only 90s kids will remember This.

A Filipino, a Chinese man, and a Japanese guy are in a bar having a drink.

When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, Whoever can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a creative sentence can have me for tonight. So the Chinese guy says I love liver and cheese. She says That's not good enough The Japanese man says I hate liver and cheese She says That's not creative Finally, the Filipino says Liver alone, cheese mine!

There was a man who wasn't creative

He named his kids numbers in the order they were born (the first child was 1, second child 2 and so on)
After he had 100 kids , a fire burned his house down leaving only one child. 90
90 grew up and had his own kids that weren't creative and when they saw a stray dog , they took him in and called him 'that'
One hot summer day 'that' was run over by a car
Ofc they replaced 'that' but they never forgot him
Only 90's kids remember that

the day after halloween, a trick or treater knocked on my door.....

he was dressed in just red tights and a red spandex shirt, red sneakers, red hat.
i said to him, "sorry little buddy, halloween is over, i dont have anything for you today...what are you supposed to be anyway>?"
he said "im a period, sorry im late..scared ya didnt i?"

needless to say he got a handfull of candy from one of my kids bags. how could you not reward that creativity?

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:

"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."
The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

My wife and I were laying in bed watching a contortionist perform on a talent show.

As the lady went through her routine, I suggested to my wife that she should try becoming a contortionist. Without hesitation, she shouted "NO!"
I asked her to reconsider, suggesting ideas as they entered my creative mind. She immediately began yelling at me, calling me a pig, a dog, and even threatened to sleep on the couch.
I said "Hey...I thought you said you weren't going to get all bent out of shape."

A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He can't help but notice that the covers to all the electrical sockets behind the bar have been scribbled all over with what appears to be crayons. "So what's up with all the crayon scribbles on the plug-ins?" he asks the bartender. "Oh, I did that," the bartender says. "My therapist told me I needed a creative outlet."

Why are programmers so good at poetry?

Well, all words rhyme in binary.

Creative joke, Some people call their mistakes "happy accidents"

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