Creationist Jokes

Following is our collection of creation puns and evolutionary one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Creationist jokes for adults, dirty archeologists jokes and clean beliefs dad gags for kids.

The Best Creationist Puns

No evidence is good enough for a Creationist...

But no evidence is good enough for a Creationist.

It's never worth getting into an argument about creationist Adam & Eve versus evolution

You're just comparing apples and origins

A Creationist and Atheist Debate

Creationist: If man evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Atheist: If Adam came from dirt, why is there still dirt?

Creationist have often made me question evolution

But probably not in the way they think

Why can't creationists ever get girls in rock bands?

They aren't very good at carbon dating.

How many Creationists does it take to change a light bulb?

None - they've invented torches.

What do creationists and neutron stars have in common?


What did the creationist student say when asked why he didn't have his homework on natural selection?

My dogma ate it.

Why do creationists prefer FIFA to PES?

Because PES is Pro Evolution Soccer.

A creationist puts his glases on and says:

"Evolution can't be real, just look at the human eye!! It's too perfect to be just chance!"

What do a creationist and a dude with a dinosaur bone fetish have in common?

They both get a hard on when they find a gap in the fossil record.

Why don't creationists change lightbulbd?

They prefer to remain in the dark when it comes to anything scientificly proven to work.

Why did the relationship between the creationist and Organic molecule not last ?

Because the creationist did not believe in carbon dating.

What do you call a female Irish creationist?

A McRib!

I'll see myself out.

How many Creationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


What do you call a Creationist trying to figure out why he's floating around?

Just a theorist.

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