The Best 45 Creation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Creation jokes. There are some creation cern jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these creation evolution puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Creation Jokes and Puns

What do a creationist and a dude with a dinosaur bone fetish have in common?

They both get a hard on when they find a gap in the fossil record.

Today I learned the Nazis were instrumental in the creation of Tang and other powdered feruit drinks.

But it didn't get far since hitler hated the juice.

(My mother's proudest creation) What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals.

Yes, she's a math teacher.

Creation joke, (My mother's proudest creation) What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

At the Creation of Women

God: Adam, it would cost you but would you like me to make you a woman?

Adam: Yes. But what is a woman My Lord?

God: A woman is a wonderful creature that would obey ALL your commands and fufil ALL your desires

Adam: What would it cost me?

God: Only an arm and a leg

Adam: Uh, what can I get for a rib?

How many Creationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

God.


What did the creationist student say when asked why he didn't have his homework on natural selection?

My dogma ate it.

I have a magician friend who makes eggs appear out of thin air

He calls the routine "Creation Eggs Nihilo"

Creation joke, I have a magician friend who makes eggs appear out of thin air

I've been working on my best ice cream creation ever but it got infected.

It's my Magnum O'pus.

What do creationists and neutron stars have in common?

Density

Why don't creationists change lightbulbd?

They prefer to remain in the dark when it comes to anything scientificly proven to work.

I am 24 seconds older than my twin brother...

... whenever I come out of the toilet I start a sentence with "When I was your age...." then proceed telling him the details of my majestic creation.

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A creationist puts his glases on and says:

"Evolution can't be real, just look at the human eye!! It's too perfect to be just chance!"

Why do creationists prefer FIFA to PES?

Because PES is Pro Evolution Soccer.

So, the God decides he needs a vacation...

He goes to meet his travel agent:
"We have a special on Andromeda, Cthulu resort." - Nah it's way too hot...
"How'bout skiing in Pillars Of Creation?" - Maybe something cheaper, this time?
"Well, You may try the Earth, Solar System new Spa, great price".
- ... Been there like 2000 years ago, mate, made one chick pregnant.
They still keep talking about this...

"Am I ugly?"

Boy: Am I ugly?

Girl: God has no ugly creation.

Boy: So I'm not ugly then?

Girl: I'm just not sure if you're God's creation.

TIL: about the crowd's reaction when Benjamin Franklin announced his creation of the bifocal lens

Apparently, it was quite the spectacle.

Creation joke, TIL: about the crowd's reaction when Benjamin Franklin announced his creation of the bifocal lens

God said to Gabriel:

"I've finally finished my masterpiece. Beautiful mountains, spectacular lochs, and whisky - the most amazing drink in my creation. I shall call this land 'Scotland'"

"That sounds fantastic" Gabriel said. "What have the people of this land done to deserve all this?"

"Well" said God. "Wait til you see the neighbours they're getting"

A Creationist and Atheist Debate

Creationist: If man evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Atheist: If Adam came from dirt, why is there still dirt?

The Baptised beer

A drunkard was baptized and dipped in water 3 times.
After the third dip, the Priest said: "You are now baptized, you are a new creation. The old one is gone, no more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is Gomes."
Gomes went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Beer bottle, dipped it in water 3 times and said: "You are now baptized, you are a new creation. The old one is gone. Your new name is Green Tea!"


Paleontologists have determined that there once was a genetic mutation millions of years ago that resulted in the creation of a five-legged dinosaur.

As far as we know, this is the first evidence ever seen of a reptile dysfunction.

When trying to persuade the creation of Making a Murderer I bet the winning argument was...

they would make a killing from it

At the moment of creation, God said he would place good people on all corners of the world.

Then he went and made the world round.

What did the inventors of the dry erase board say when they reflected on their creation?

That's remarkable!

A group of scientist were working to develop time travel to stop the creation of Pearl Jam's first album.

But they found it to be an untenable task.

What vehicle uses Bethesda's creation engine?

A buggy

If the United Nations funded the creation of a Were-Wolf

Would it be a supra-national creature?

What is God's favorite TV show?

Arks and Creation

What is God's favorite TV office comedy?

Arks and Creation

Why can't creationists ever get girls in rock bands?

They aren't very good at carbon dating.

Creation of humans

Friend: How were humans created?

Me: It all started with the big bang, and some other bangs

Creationist have often made me question evolution

But probably not in the way they think

A guy was baptized and dipped in water 3 times.

After the third dip, the Priest said: "You are now baptized, you are a new creation. The old one is gone, no more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is Gomes."
Gomes went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Kingfisher Beer, dipped it in water 3 times and said: "You are now a new creation, the old one is gone. Your new name is Green Tea!"

What did God tell the sloth upon its creation?

You're pretty slow so here, take these claws.

Did you guys hear about the creation of the moon?

It was a world-shattering event for those who experienced it.

An atheist asks a believer: Prove your religion's theory about creation, believer replies: I'll lay it simple for u u peg..

Bang

The Creation Of Sodium

Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honour of the saltiest region on earth, North America.

If Mary gave birth to the lord of all creation, wouldn't that mean Mary is the lord of all creation?

Ariana Grande was right!

I marveled at my handiwork of my latest creation: a fence made entirely from fecal matter

It was a quality shitpost

What did the egg say when it got too high? (My own creation as far as I know)

"OMELETTE.."

My son asked me why I only let him play Sim creation screen of the Sims but not the rest

I told him, 'It's character building.'

How many Creationists does it take to change a light bulb?

None - they've invented torches.

What duck related scandal led to the creation of Windows OS?

BillGate

Immediately following the creation of Eve, Adam says to God

"Why'd you have too use my rib?"

"Oh, its symbolic. Now you have a pain in your side!"

After God created Adam, Adam came to God and said, You created all the animals and each one has a mate, but I'm alone. Can you create me one also?

God replied, Well Adam, I can create a mate for you. It will be the crown of my creation, someone who will serve you, and your every need and desire. The most beautiful and loving creature. She will take care of you always , and give you all the respect that is deserving of you. The only thing is, it will cost you an arm and a leg.

Adam thought for a second and said, What do you got for a rib?

Archangel Michael has just created a duck-goose with giant teeth and wants to show his magnificent creation to God.

He comes to God's presence and says: "look what beauty I made, I'm just not sure where to put it"
God thinks for a moment and says: "how about you put it in Australia with all the other nonsense you've created."

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