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This article examines who, or what, created jokes in the universe. From artificial intelligence to lifeforms to a deity, the article explores all possible sources of humor, and how each one might have brought laughter into the world. Learn how our universe may be full of more humor than we thought!

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Short created jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The created humour may include short creation jokes also.

  1. Antiwork did an interview on fox News to try to create a good public image of their sub It didn't work.
  2. Creating a joke is one thing. But delivering it is another. I think my mother did a commendable job in that regard.
  3. *Creating password* "MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
    ERROR: [password two week]
    ^Edited ^for ^better ^understanding
  4. As God created this human child, God asked him... "How about an extra chromosome?"
    The child replied, "I'd be down for that."
  5. After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "what are you going to do now?" God said,
    "I think I'm going to call it a day."
  6. I feel like, in mythology, Neptune is just a copy of Poseidon Like whoever created neptune literally read what Poseidon's main powers were and was like Ctrl C
  7. It's obvious bill gates didn't create COVID none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently
  8. You can really see how much Trump cares about creating jobs in this country The White House seems to always be hiring.
  9. When god created man Gods assistant: Is it done?
    God: Hmm, add a little toe to his foot.
    Gods assistant: Why?
    God: For furniture.
    Gods assistant: Furniture?
    God: Believe me it'll be funny
  10. God: *creates worm* Hey there little buddy! worm: Thanks for the worm welcome
    God: *creates birds*

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Which created one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with created? I can suggest the ones about creator and formed.

  1. Why did God create Adam before he created Eve? So no one would tell him how to make Adam.
  2. Why did God create Adam before Eve? He didn't want any advice on how to do it
  3. Since Eve was created from Adam's ribs... That technically makes her Adam's side chick.
  4. Which blood type was created by mistake? Type O.
  5. As a Marxist I could never play CoD, because I refuse to create a class.
  6. I created an Erectile Dysfunction support group once, But it flopped,
    Nobody came
  7. I created a new word today. Plagiarism.
  8. If the USA is so great... Why did they create the USB?
  9. My girlfriend is a magician... She creates problems out of thin air
  10. One day I'll create a cure for blindness You'll see.
  11. The Man Who Created Autocorrect Has Died. Restaurant In Peace.
  12. What do you call it when you create a copy of your enemy's toe? Foe Toe Synthesis
  13. I got called into my boss's office for a bad billboard I created It wasn't a good sign
  14. My friend blamed himself for creating a fight club I told him "Don't beat yourself up"
  15. God created the light... Then he called it a day.

God Created Jokes

Here is a list of funny god created jokes and even better god created puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What is the purpose of war? "God created War so that Americans would learn Geography" - Mark Twain
  • About 4,000 years ago: God: I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!
    Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note*
    God: Correction, I shall create a great flood!
  • When God created women... He told them: "Women from all the corners of the world should have equal rights to men."
    Ironically he made the Earth round.
  • In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.... And the rest was made in China.
  • in the beginning God created Man and said "I have created the perfect woman and wife for you, and put her in all four corners of the globe" then he made the world round and LAUGHED.
  • Why did God create man first? To give him a chance to speak...
  • "Mom, how did humans come to exist?" "Well, you see, God created Adam and Eve..."
    "But dad said we came from apes."
    "He was talking about his family, I am telling you about mine."
  • You’re the reason God created the middle finger.
  • Why did God create war? To teach Americans Geography
  • "Mom, where did people come from?" "God created us"
    "But Dad said we came from monkeys"
    "Dad told you about his side of the family. I am telling you about mine"

Ai Created Jokes

Here is a list of funny ai created jokes and even better ai created puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Do you know who the pioneers in AI (artificial intelligence) are? No. I don't know.
    Beauty Salons. They apply all their intelligence to create something unnatural.
Created joke, Do you know who the pioneers in AI (artificial intelligence) are?

Who Created Jokes

Here is a list of funny who created jokes and even better who created puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • McDonald's tried to create a beef version of the McRib, but failed. Hopefully, they learned from their McSteaks.
  • Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'? Or would that be too forward thinking?
  • The salt packet says it was created from a 250 million year old Himalayan rock salt bed The label says the expiry date is June 2018.
    I'm so glad they dug it up just in time
  • I believe that it is time for all the world's countries to come together and create one universal currency I mean it's just common cents
  • It's refreshing to see a President keeping his campaign promises. Although I'm not entirely sure rotating people through the cabinet counts as creating jobs but the effort is certainly present.
  • It's a good thing Gatorade was created by the University of Florida If it had been Florida State, they'd call it Seminole Fluid
  • Why do we call the aliens creating the pyramids a conspiracy theory? It's obviously a pyramid scheme.
  • What's the difference between a Texas energy company and a Dumpster Fire? A Dumpster Fire creates affordable light and heat.
  • Creating a new password Enter password
    'Snowflake'
    Re-enter password
    'Snowflake'
    Your passwords are not alike
  • To be fair, Donald Trump HAS created a lot of jobs. It's going to take a lot of people to clean up this mess.
Created joke, To be fair, Donald Trump HAS created a lot of jobs.

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What funny jokes about created you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean composed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make created prank.

Without anyone's help, I created mints that each weigh 1/16 of a pound...

I make my own announcemints now.

So Adam is sitting in the Garden of Eden...

... and he says, "God, I see that all of the other animals that you have created in this truly perfect world have a companion, a partner, someone to be with, share life with, and to love. Why is it that I am alone?" God pauses for a moment, and says "You know Adam, I'll work on that. Be patient, my son, I shall return to you in a week's time."
God labors for a week as only a being of such incredible omnipotence can labor, and after much exhausting work, he returns to Adam after a week has passed and reveals to him his creation.
Adam is speechless. After much gaping, he finally finds the words to say "God, she is beautiful, she is truly your most perfect creation. I must ask though, what will this cost me, for surely this cannot be free."
God says soberly "My son. I confess, to have a being of such beauty and grace, you must give me an arm and a leg. I can accept no other payment."
Adam weighs this for a moment, and then says, "How much can I get for a rib?"

A old Jewish man goes to the doctors...

He says "Doctor I've got a huge problem."
The doctor says "What is it?"
He says "I keep getting these silent, smelly, gassy emissions I was with my wife and the Grossmans yesterday and it happened about 100 times during dinner and created a nauseous gas but it was silent so no one new who it was and then again on the bus this morning and even in your office now I must have had 20 of them, Do you have anyway to fix this problem doc?"
The doctor looks up and says "Well first off I'm going to send you to specialist."
The man interrupts him "What kind of specialist doc?"
"A hearing specialist!"

A reporter is interviewing Stevie Wonder


They talk about all the amazing music he has created over the years and the incredible things he has done with his life and as a last question the reporter asks:
"But don't you wish you hadn't been born blind?"
and Stevie replies "Hey, it could've been much worse - I could have been born black"

God created everyone to be different on the outside.......

But then He got to China and became lazy.

If college football created a bowl game called the "Hyperbole," which two teams would be selected to play in it?

The two greatest teams in the history of the known universe.

An architect, a lawyer, and a hunter were sitting at a bar.

The three men were having a debate about whose job was the oldest.
"Obviously it's my job," bragged the hunter. "Cavemen got their food by hunting, which makes my job older than civilization."
"Yes," the architect replied, "but if you read the Bible, it says God created the universe out of darkness and chaos. This technically makes God the architect of the universe."
The lawyer simply smirked. "True, but who do you think invented darkness and chaos?"

A child was born with no eyelids, so doctors created some using his f**...

It worked okay, but he was a little cockeyed

Why God never got a PhD

1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English.
3. It has no references.
4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal.
5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since
then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing.
10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his
subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from
the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son to teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students
failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

Who created the first diswasher?

God, and her name was Eve.

Because I'm such a Portal 2 fan, I created my own levels.

Sadly, none of the "volunteers" have made it out alive and their families are starting to ask questions.

The NSA created a dating app to identify potential terrorists.

They called it "j**... me at Hello."

I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...

Now it has visual aids.

Apple recently created a more child-friendly iTouch.

It's called the iTouch-Kids.

The history of the c**....

In 1272, a Welsh inventor created the first c**... using a sheeps lower intestine.
In 1873 the English somewhat refined the idea by taking it out of the sheep first.
~ Obligatory edit. No, it took them 601 years to get the welsh out of the sheep to make the condoms.

Don't be racist, be like Mario...

He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, and runs like a Jamaican, and jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew...

What do you call a recently created sub-atomic particle?

New-tron.

A boy pokes a girl with a pin at church

The church priest asks the girl a question "who is our lord and savior?" *the boy stabs her with the pin* she yells "JESUS CHRIST" the priest says "good good, who created us" *the boy stabs her again* she yells "GOD ALMIGHTY" the priest says "good good, now, what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 42nd child?" *he stabs her again* the girl screams "IF YOU PUT THAT THING IN MY ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR t**...!" The priest faints..

How was copper wire created?

Two Jews found the same penny.

I just created a memory loss pill!

At least, I think I did...

They finally created a documentary about clocks.

It's about time.

What Gun Company Was Created By Cats

Mauser. I'm sorry

A Catholic Priest told this joke at a Wedding.

Adam woke up in the Garden of Eden. After a while of wandering around he became sad. God came to him and asked "Adam, why are you sad? I have created this amazing garden for you." Adam replies, "Why does every other being have mate and I do not?" God replies " Very well I will create for you a perfect mate. But it will cost you an arm and a leg." Adam thinks for a bit and then replies "What can I get for a rib?"

The person who created the sign "CAUTION HOT SURFACE"...

...in braille, was an evil genius.

Trump is banning telephone calls to and from the middle east

I can't believe our president created the teleban!

original me and a friend created!

A: Knock Knock!
B: who's there?
A: a communist
B: a communist who?
A: stop Stalin, and open the door!
*opens the door*
A: thanks for Lenin me in!
i think i made this up, but if somebody already made this up, oh well then!

TIL a modern artist created a stringed instrument out of a tree branch that was only to be played in the event of the government being overthrown.

It was a coup-stick.

Cow tipping.

If you succeed in tipping a cow only part way, such that only one of its feet is till on the ground, you have created lean beef. Such a feat is well done. Naturally, being outside, the cow is unstable. When it falls over, it becomes ground beef.

God created the world

but everything else is made in China

Thankfully, someone created an online resource for everyone who suffered retinal damage watching the solar eclipse.

It truly is a site for sore eyes.

Apple has successfully created a self driving car

However, they are having problems installing windows.

How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

If was created anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.

The one who created the memes font really changed the world.

I mean, he really made an Impact.

Why was Adam created before Eve?

So he had a chance to speak

We were all created by a big bang

Or according to most Mom's a quick somewhat disappointing one

Christian to an athiest : if god doesn't exist who created the universe

Atheist : well i don't know for sure but it might be just there from the starting
Christian : Don't be s**... god created the universe
Atheist : so who created god
Christian : no one did he was there from the starting
FFFFF

What would Mark Zuckerberg add to the game, if he created MineCraft?

Data.
So he can mine it.

Two Aliens

2 aliens are talking in outer space, looking down on Earth.
"It seems the inhabitants of planet Earth have created nuclear technology and missiles" says one alien
"are they showing signs of intelligence?" asks the other
"I dont think so. They seem to be aiming at themselves"

Person who created 'Autocorrect' died.....

May his sole restaurant in peas..

Jello has created a product that deters insects.

It's very effective, but the flavor is OFF-pudding.

German life guard joke


A group of tourists were on a boat in hamburg when the engine exploded and created a fire in the bottom of the boat.
They quickly called up the German coast guard for the German Life. Who answered with "Ja, Hallo, dis is ze German Coast Guard, How can i help you?
They responded "Help we're sinking!"
The Life Guard asked "Ja, vat are you sinking about?"

I created a new word.

I call it, "Plaigiarism"

I've created a simple and cheap period tracker

There it is -> .

God is talking to one of his angels and says

Do you know what I have just done? I have just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth. Isn't that good?
The angel says, Yes, but what will you do now?
God says, I think I'll call it a day.

will glass coffins be created?

remains to be seen

I've created a writing software to rival Microsoft.

It's their Word against mine.

Sony created two new stereos.

One has good bass for black people to listen to rap music. The other has good treble for white people to listen to country.
Those are two stereo types.

Yo Mamma so ugly...

Yo momma so ugly that we created a global conspiracy "plandemic" and ruined the world economy and expedited the new world order and ruined Trump's rally and banned the Confederate flag from nascar and cancelled major league baseball just so she'd wear a mask.

This is not a racist joke, i will use France, you can put whichever country you like instead

First, God created Britain, then the British.
After Britain, God created Spain, then the Spanish.
After Spain, God created France. The British and Spanish objected because France was much more beautiful than their countries.
Then God created the French.

I created a f**... exercise program, but I don't know how to end it.

We are still working out the kinks.

Spider bite created Spiderman. What would a dog's bite create?

Doberman.

I created a wormhole, but it doesn't work.

Now it's just something to a-void.

God wanted to make sure that every man would get s**... at least once in his life

So he created mosquitoes

I think I've created a great dad joke:

I was conceived in a bakery.
You can say I was born and bread there.

LG created a new proprietary Bluetooth technology and protestors are now rallying against the the IEEE 802.15.1 Bluetooth standard

Manufacturers have quickly adopted to LG's new protocol, as they are afraid of not supporting the LGBT.

Bill created Microsoft and Steve created Apple

I must say by doing so, they opened a lot of Gates for Jobs.

After God created Adam, Adam came to God and said, You created all the animals and each one has a mate, but I'm alone. Can you create me one also?

God replied, Well Adam, I can create a mate for you. It will be the crown of my creation, someone who will serve you, and your every need and desire. The most beautiful and loving creature. She will take care of you always , and give you all the respect that is deserving of you. The only thing is, it will cost you an arm and a leg.
Adam thought for a second and said, What do you got for a rib?

What do guns and corona virus have in common

They were both created in China now every American has one

A man is praying to God and asks "God, how is it you created all this in 7 days?"

God replied, "well, you see time is different for you and me. A million years in human time is only a second in time for me. I created everything in 7 days my time, not yours, so the time frame is much greater than interpreted."
"Oh my God, that is ncredible!" the man exclaimed. "So what, like a penny to you is a million dollars for us?"
"Um, yeah, kinda. Something like that...." God says
"Well, in that case, can I just have a penny, God?" The man shoots his shot
"Sure" God agrees, much to the surprise of the man. "Just gimme a second to find it...."

Scientists have accidentally created immortal frogs

While running experiments, they decided to cut some of the frogs vocal cords.
Ever since then, the frogs just wont croak

I created a poll to see if people preferred pillows stuffed with bird feathers or pillows stuffed with synthetic material.

Synthetic material didn't win. Too many down votes.

Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics.

His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.

Jesus, why did you let me die of coronavirus?

He ignored the lockdown order because Jesus will protect me he did not accept a mask because Jesus will protect him. He refused the vaccine, because Jesus will protect him. Then he died of Coronavirus and met Jesus. Jesus, why didn't you protect me!?
Jesus responded, First I put lockdowns in place, then I got you a mask. When that didn't work I created a vaccine, and still you refused... what more do you want from me?

What is a bus's favorite food?

Children.
(Joke created by my 6 year old)

Created joke, What is a bus's favorite food?

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