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Short creat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The creat humour may include short grade jokes also.
- Antiwork did an interview on fox News to try to create a good public image of their sub It didn't work.
- Creating a joke is one thing. But delivering it is another. I think my mother did a commendable job in that regard.
- *Creating password* "MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [password two week]
^Edited ^for ^better ^understanding - As God created this human child, God asked him... "How about an extra chromosome?"
The child replied, "I'd be down for that." - After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "what are you going to do now?" God said,
"I think I'm going to call it a day." - I feel like, in mythology, Neptune is just a copy of Poseidon Like whoever created neptune literally read what Poseidon's main powers were and was like Ctrl C
- It's obvious bill gates didn't create COVID none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently
- You can really see how much Trump cares about creating jobs in this country The White House seems to always be hiring.
- When god created man Gods assistant: Is it done?
God: Hmm, add a little toe to his foot.
Gods assistant: Why?
God: For furniture.
Gods assistant: Furniture?
God: Believe me it'll be funny - God: *creates worm* Hey there little buddy! worm: Thanks for the worm welcome
God: *creates birds*
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- Why did God create Adam before he created Eve? So no one would tell him how to make Adam.
- Why did God create Adam before Eve? He didn't want any advice on how to do it
- Since Eve was created from Adam's ribs... That technically makes her Adam's side chick.
- Which blood type was created by mistake? Type O.
- As a Marxist I could never play CoD, because I refuse to create a class.
- I created an Erectile Dysfunction support group once, But it flopped,
Nobody came - I created a new word today. Plagiarism.
- If the USA is so great... Why did they create the USB?
- My girlfriend is a magician... She creates problems out of thin air
- One day I'll create a cure for blindness You'll see.
- The Man Who Created Autocorrect Has Died. Restaurant In Peace.
- What do you call it when you create a copy of your enemy's toe? Foe Toe Synthesis
- I got called into my boss's office for a bad billboard I created It wasn't a good sign
- My friend blamed himself for creating a fight club I told him "Don't beat yourself up"
- God created the light... Then he called it a day.
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What funny jokes about creat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean produce jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make creat pranks.
Without anyone's help, I created mints that each weigh 1/16 of a pound...
I make my own announcemints now.
I want to create a Disney channel sitcom about an irreverent Chinese kid...
and name it "That's so Wong!"
What do a creationist and a dude with a dinosaur bone f**... have in common?
They both get a hard on when they find a gap in the fossil record.
"A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others." ― Ayn Rand
Obviously He's never been a cotton plantation s**... owner.
What is created when you rub two oranges together?
Pulp Friction
At the Creation of Women
God: Adam, it would cost you but would you like me to make you a woman?
Adam: Yes. But what is a woman My Lord?
God: A woman is a wonderful creature that would obey ALL your commands and fufil ALL your desires
Adam: What would it cost me?
God: Only an arm and a leg
Adam: Uh, what can I get for a rib?
While creating husbands, God promised....
While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world...............then He made the earth round, and laughed and laughed and laughed.
CREATE PASSWORD -
"123Bob".
Password must contain no names, be complex and have over 50 characters.
"GameOfThrones"
Password accepted.
How many Creationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
God.
Create a Story Using One Word!
Anyone can participate and IT HAS TO MAKE SENSE! Good luck! :)
Who created the first diswasher?
God, and her name was Eve.
What did the creationist student say when asked why he didn't have his homework on natural selection?
My dogma ate it.
I created a robot that serves me pumpkin spice lattes...
Naturally, I coded in BASIC
Why is a creative writing workshop the first step when training to become a firefighter?
Prose before Hose
I've created a new type of bubble but I don't know how to describe it.
It's indescribubble.
Where are all of the creative Calculus jokes?
All these new ones are so derivative...
The creator of predictive text died today
His funfair is next monkey
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
What is the creature that walks on four legs in the morning, three legs at noon and two in the evening?
A cat in a minefield.
How Do You Create Artificial Intelligence?
Dye a blonde's hair.
The creator of WinRAR was arrested and put on trial
The trial was supposed to last 40 days, but it keeps on going
I'm going to create a Mexican supremacist group called the ???
The ¿que que que?
What do creationists and neutron stars have in common?
Density
The creator of auto-correct died recently
May he restraunt in peice
Why don't creationists change lightbulbd?
They prefer to remain in the dark when it comes to anything scientificly proven to work.
How do we create jobs?
I thought he was already dead
A creationist puts his glases on and says:
"Evolution can't be real, just look at the human eye!! It's too perfect to be just chance!"
Why do creationists prefer FIFA to PES?
Because PES is Pro Evolution Soccer.
I just created a memory loss pill!
At least, I think I did...
How do you create a hipster?
Give a homeless guy an iPhone.
I want to create a VR girl/boyfriend simulator for those alone on Valentines Day...
I shall call it, E-Bae
I'm creating a new dating app for chefs!
It's called Tender! swipe right to keep cooking or swipe left to leave raw
I'm going to create a dating Website for people with incurable STD's to find each other.
It will be named 2 h**... in a Pod
When the creator of USB drive will die, they'll lower his coffin into the ground..
..take it out, flip it over and lower again.
*Creating password*
"fortnight"
Error: [Password two week]
Which creature has the best sense of hearing on earth?
a boy while m**....
A Creationist and Atheist Debate
Creationist: If man evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Atheist: If Adam came from dirt, why is there still dirt?
I want to create an app called ShamWow...
I want to create an app called ShamWow, it tells you if certain online products are a Sham or a Wow that's a deal.
The creator of Mad Libs died this week.
His friends described him as a warm and pulpy man who loved his wife and pelicans. He will be deeply pooped.
Creating a new password
Enter password
'Snowflake'
Re-enter password
'Snowflake'
Your passwords are not alike
Creating a bad password...
It's as easy as 123.
The one who created the memes font really changed the world.
I mean, he really made an Impact.
I want to create a cook book that can raise the dead
I'll call it the Necronomnomicon
We were all created by a big bang
Or according to most Mom's a quick somewhat disappointing one
McDonald's tried to create a beef version of the McRib, but failed.
Hopefully, they learned from their McSteaks.
I created an MS word file and named it "ME"
Now, I hope God will save ME.
I want to create a convention for Irish folks who suffer with leprosy.
I'll call it l**...-Con.
Half price admission for the wee folk.
I created a support group for people like myself who suffer from short term memory loss...
... I think
Why can't creationists ever get girls in rock bands?
They aren't very good at carbon dating.
Creation of humans
Friend: How were humans created?
Me: It all started with the big bang, and some other bangs
I created my own delivery company!
But now I'm not sure what to do with all the disembodied livers
I created an online website selling prayer mats disguised as land mines...
Prophets are going through the roof
I created an online website selling land mines disguised as prayer mats...
Prophets went through the roof
Note: repost, thanks to the kind user who corrected me
Do you know who created fractions?
I think it was Henry the 1/8.
Creationist have often made me question evolution
But probably not in the way they think
The creator of the USB stick died..
Thanks for the memory
Create new password: Tomato
Confirm new password: Tomato
Passwords don't match.
If i create a Java class public Class Woman{}
Am I objectifying women?
I want to create a machine that would smash two b**... together at nearly the speed of light.
I'll call it the Large Hard-on Collider
The creator of the USB flash drive died today.
He was lowered into his coffin, flipped over, and then lowered again.
The creator of winrar is arrested
His trial is expected to last forever
I'm going to create a political institution based on eliminating vaccines. I'll call it...
The Donner Party
I tried to create a business that makes talking candles
It didn't make any dollars or scents.
How many Creationists does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they've invented torches.
The creator of the very first knock knock joke..
Must have won a no-bell prize
I am creating a video game about a bear and bird that hire a p**... and then don't pay her.
I'm calling it "Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts"
I created a new word.
I call it, "Plaigiarism"
I just created a web site for English girls who got a sunburn at the n**... beach.
It's called Redtit.
I've created a simple and cheap period tracker
There it is -> .
I created a website for unfinished t's, i's, and j's.
crossand.me
I tried to create an organization for dads to protest drunk driving
But it was just a FADD.
I've created a writing software to rival Microsoft.
It's their Word against mine.
I created a f**... exercise program, but I don't know how to end it.
We are still working out the kinks.
I created a wormhole, but it doesn't work.
Now it's just something to a-void.
I think I've created a great dad joke:
I was conceived in a bakery.
You can say I was born and bread there.
LG created a new proprietary Bluetooth technology and protestors are now rallying against the the IEEE 802.15.1 Bluetooth standard
Manufacturers have quickly adopted to LG's new protocol, as they are afraid of not supporting the LGBT.
The creator of autocorrect passed away
Restaurant in peace
A creature is born of a lion mother and an eagle father. How does he get into Hogwart's?
The Gryffindor
