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Short creat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The creat humour may include short grade jokes also.
- Antiwork did an interview on fox News to try to create a good public image of their sub It didn't work.
- Creating a joke is one thing. But delivering it is another. I think my mother did a commendable job in that regard.
- *Creating password* "MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [password two week]
^Edited ^for ^better ^understanding - As God created this human child, God asked him... "How about an extra chromosome?"
The child replied, "I'd be down for that." - After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "what are you going to do now?" God said,
"I think I'm going to call it a day." - I feel like, in mythology, Neptune is just a copy of Poseidon Like whoever created neptune literally read what Poseidon's main powers were and was like Ctrl C
- It's obvious bill gates didn't create COVID none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently
- You can really see how much Trump cares about creating jobs in this country The White House seems to always be hiring.
- When god created man Gods assistant: Is it done?
God: Hmm, add a little toe to his foot.
Gods assistant: Why?
God: For furniture.
Gods assistant: Furniture?
God: Believe me it'll be funny - God: *creates worm* Hey there little buddy! worm: Thanks for the worm welcome
God: *creates birds*
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- Why did God create Adam before he created Eve? So no one would tell him how to make Adam.
- Which blood type was created by mistake? Type O.
- As a Marxist I could never play CoD, because I refuse to create a class.
- I created an Erectile Dysfunction support group once, But it flopped,
Nobody came - I created a new word today. Plagiarism.
- My girlfriend is a magician... She creates problems out of thin air
- What do you call it when you create a copy of your enemy's toe? Foe Toe Synthesis
- I got called into my boss's office for a bad billboard I created It wasn't a good sign
- My friend blamed himself for creating a fight club I told him "Don't beat yourself up"
- God created the light... Then he called it a day.
- Why should you never let a panda into a chemistry lab? Because it will create pandamonium
- Apple recently created a more child-friendly iTouch. It's called the iTouch-Kids.
- Why did God create man first? To give him a chance to speak...
- I've created a writing software to rival Microsoft. It's their Word against mine.
- *Creating password* "fortnight"
Error: [Password two week]

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What funny jokes about creat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean produce jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make creat pranks.
Without anyone's help, I created mints that each weigh 1/16 of a pound...
I make my own announcemints now.
I want to create a Disney channel sitcom about an irreverent Chinese kid...
and name it "That's so Wong!"
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What do a creationist and a dude with a dinosaur bone f**... have in common?
They both get a hard on when they find a gap in the fossil record.
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"A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others." ― Ayn Rand
Obviously He's never been a cotton plantation s**... owner.
What is created when you rub two oranges together?
Pulp Friction
CREATE PASSWORD -
"123Bob".
Password must contain no names, be complex and have over 50 characters.
"GameOfThrones"
Password accepted.
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How many Creationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
God.
Create a Story Using One Word!
Anyone can participate and IT HAS TO MAKE SENSE! Good luck! :)
Who created the first diswasher?
God, and her name was Eve.
What did the creationist student say when asked why he didn't have his homework on natural selection?
My dogma ate it.
I just created a new rhythm. I really wanted to tell everyone but I didn't want to make a song and dance of it
I created a robot that serves me pumpkin spice lattes...
Naturally, I coded in BASIC
Why is a creative writing workshop the first step when training to become a firefighter?
Prose before Hose
I've created a new type of bubble but I don't know how to describe it.
It's indescribubble.
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I wouldn't create a palindrome for a Klondike Bar. But I'd...
m**... for a jar of red r**....
Where are all of the creative Calculus jokes?
All these new ones are so derivative...
The creator of predictive text died today
His funfair is next monkey
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How do you create Offspring?
You hit them right between the thighs
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
What is the creature that walks on four legs in the morning, three legs at noon and two in the evening?
A cat in a minefield.
How Do You Create Artificial Intelligence?
Dye a blonde's hair.
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I'm going to create a Mexican supremacist group called the ???
The ¿que que que?
What do creationists and neutron stars have in common?
Density
I was created in a gas station.
I was an in-petro fertilization baby.
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Why don't creationists change lightbulbd?
They prefer to remain in the dark when it comes to anything scientificly proven to work.
How do we create jobs?
I thought he was already dead
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A creationist puts his glases on and says:
"Evolution can't be real, just look at the human eye!! It's too perfect to be just chance!"
Why do creationists prefer FIFA to PES?
Because PES is Pro Evolution Soccer.
I just created a memory loss pill!
At least, I think I did...
So the creator of Pac Man died today...
I guess he's the ghost now.
How do you create a hipster?
Give a homeless guy an iPhone.
I want to create a VR girl/boyfriend simulator for those alone on Valentines Day...
I shall call it, E-Bae
I'm creating a new dating app for chefs!
It's called Tender! swipe right to keep cooking or swipe left to leave raw
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I'm going to create a dating Website for people with incurable STD's to find each other.
It will be named 2 h**... in a Pod
The creator of T9 just died ...
Rest in piece.
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Which creature has the best sense of hearing on earth?
a boy while m**....
The creator of Arby's was a pirate.
He was walking one day thinking of a name for his new restaurant, until he got stung by a bee and shouted "Argh-bees!"
A Creationist and Atheist Debate
Creationist: If man evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Atheist: If Adam came from dirt, why is there still dirt?
I want to create an app called ShamWow...
I want to create an app called ShamWow, it tells you if certain online products are a Sham or a Wow that's a deal.
The creator of Mad Libs died this week.
His friends described him as a warm and pulpy man who loved his wife and pelicans. He will be deeply pooped.
How to create an infinite loop in 2 easy steps!
Step 1: Step 2
Step 2: Step 1
What did the creator of the film, The Room, ask after someone told him the movie was really bad?
Wiseau?
Creating a bad password...
It's as easy as 123.
The one who created the memes font really changed the world.
I mean, he really made an Impact.
I want to create a cook book that can raise the dead
I'll call it the Necronomnomicon
I just created a new dating app for the discriminating gay southern man...
It's called Beau Hunter.
Someone should create a programming lànguage called 'March'...
...just so we could have IDEs for it.
We were all created by a big bang
Or according to most Mom's a quick somewhat disappointing one
McDonald's tried to create a beef version of the McRib, but failed.
Hopefully, they learned from their McSteaks.
I created an MS word file and named it "ME"
Now, I hope God will save ME.
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I want to create a convention for Irish folks who suffer with leprosy.
I'll call it l**...-Con.
Half price admission for the wee folk.
I created a support group for people like myself who suffer from short term memory loss...
... I think
Creation of humans
Friend: How were humans created?
Me: It all started with the big bang, and some other bangs
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I created my own delivery company!
But now I'm not sure what to do with all the disembodied livers
Do you know who created fractions?
I think it was Henry the 1/8.
Creationist have often made me question evolution
But probably not in the way they think
The creator of the USB stick died..
Thanks for the memory
I tried to create an account on a website with my username being a boy that has autism from my favorite childhood TV show. It stopped me and said
"No special characters allowed in username."
If you are creating a weapon for blunt force trauma I would advise you to make it heavy and balanced while being suitable to your size and strength.
Not to put too fine a point on it.
Create new password: Tomato
Confirm new password: Tomato
Passwords don't match.
I'm creating a WWE match between origami figures.
It's paper view.
If i create a Java class public Class Woman{}
Am I objectifying women?
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I want to create a machine that would smash two b**... together at nearly the speed of light.
I'll call it the Large Hard-on Collider
The creator of winrar is arrested
His trial is expected to last forever
I tried to create a business that makes talking candles
It didn't make any dollars or scents.
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How many Creationists does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they've invented torches.
Who created the world wide web?
The galaxy wide spider!
I created a formula that I hoped would prove to be my masterpiece.
Unfortunately this πd=Ω isn't provable.
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I am creating a video game about a bear and bird that hire a p**... and then don't pay her.
I'm calling it "Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts"
The creator of the game of life died yesterday due to COVID-19...
Leaving behind a 1cm blue car and four beautiful plastic children.
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I just created a web site for English girls who got a sunburn at the n**... beach.
It's called Redtit.
I've created a simple and cheap period tracker
There it is -> .
I created a website for unfinished t's, i's, and j's.
crossand.me
Just created an ARG
Let's just say it wasn't what people were expecting.
I tried to create an organization for dads to protest drunk driving
But it was just a FADD.
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I created a f**... exercise program, but I don't know how to end it.
We are still working out the kinks.

