Creamy Jokes
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Fun-Filled Creamy Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What is a good creamy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A buddy of mine isn't sure whether he believes in creamy holiday beverages or not.
He's eggnogstic.
A woman walks into a bar
She sits at the counter and orders a salad with croutons and a creamy dressing.
The waiter delivers her salad, and she hands him a crisp $20 bill. As the waiter walks back to the cash register he holds it to the light and realizes it's a counterfeit! He snaps around to see the woman grabbing her salad and running for the door.
He shouts at the top of his lungs "Seize her salad!"
Ever had to force your dog into taking their medication?
It's the worst, right? You try to cover it with peanut butter, even then they know you're up to something. So it gets kinda physical, have to get in there with both hands and hold them open and push it in with your finger, hoping they don't bite you. Turns into a wrestling match, sometimes. But as it turns out, the trick was we were just using the wrong peanut butter. Ever since we switched to creamy, those suppositories just pop right in.
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I'm a 1%er and the rest of you are beneath me
I mean whole and 2% are too creamy and skim is basically disgusting milky water.
Where does the thick, creamy dressing go when it gets sick?
The Mayo Clinic.
What does a girl with daddy issues want for Christmas?
Santa's special creamy eggnog
I brought a bottle of creamy white liquid to my neighborhood BBQ today.
It was a dressing in disguise.
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Oh So Creamy
A guy walks into a s**... donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun.
He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the s**... bank vault.
She says "But sir, its just a s**... bank!"
"I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies.
So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the s**... samples.
The guy says "Take one of those s**... samples and drink it!"
She looks at him, "BUT, they are s**... samples???"
"DO IT!", He screams.
So the nurse s**... it back.
"That one there, drink that one as well."
So the nurse drinks that one as well.
Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says: "See honey - its not that hard."
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I like my milk like I like my women.
Dark and creamy.
How can you tell a dark chocolate bar is male?
it has a creamy milk filling
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