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A woman asked me what a creampie was

I made sure to fill her in

If my kids ask me, where do babies come from, I am going to say the bakery.

Because it all starts with a creampie.

Did you know prostitutes can bake?

I was surprised too, but when I asked her for a creampie, she said she would make it happen!

Creampie joke, Did you know prostitutes can bake?

What do you call a Massachusetts prostitute?

A Boston Creampie

You would think that you would be a better pastry chef

With all the creampie videos I watch...


What is witches slang for a creampie?

The leaky cauldron

Girlfriend asked for something sweet

So I gave her a creampie

Creampie joke, Girlfriend asked for something sweet

What's the difference between Greggs and your girlfriend?

Greggs don't look down on you when you eat their creampie

What's a single mother's favorite dessert?

creampie

What do you call a direct deposit that takes all of your money?

A Creampie

What do you call "the unwanted creampie that 300 million people will regret in future"?


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