Creamer Jokes

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The Best Creamer Puns

Coffee Joke [OC]

So the coffee asked the creamer, "Are you outraged by our working conditions too, or do you support management?"

The creamer replied, "I'm half and half."

^^^I'm ^^^Sorry.

Why doesn't Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee?

He prefers non-deery creamer.

So an Australian walks ito a cafe and orders coffe

The barista says want any creamer

The Australian replies Just coffee, mate

An Australian man sits down in an American diner

And orders a cup of coffee. The waiter comes back and hands the man his drink. He takes a drink and calls the waiter back.

Is something the matter? Says the waiter.

Yes, said the man. I ordered a coffee, but I got a cup of hazelnut creamer.

I'm sorry for the mix up sir, but you did specifically order a cup of hazelnut coffeemate.

What kind of creamer does Thanos put in his coffee?

Half and Half

A cup of coffee enters a room

and it goes where's the creamer haha lol

A cup of coffee walks into a bar

and then it asks where's the creamer haha lol


is always creamer on the udder side.

There is an abundance of creme jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes and creamer puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any vida witze you can hear about creamer.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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