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Short crazy women jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crazy women humour may include short crazy people jokes also.

  1. What's four inches long, two inches wide, and drives women crazy? An empty toilet paper roll.
  2. they asked a 100year old grandpa why were all the women still crazy about him? grandpa said nothing! just gently licked his eyebrow
  3. My wife is really self-conscious about how thick her eyebrows are I told her she's crazy; most women would kill for *half* her eyebrows
  4. You know they say 25% of women are medicated for being "crazy".. That means the other 75% is running around un-medicated.
  5. I drive women crazy ;) It's pretty easy, leave anyone locked in a closet long enough and they go crazy
  6. Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it.
    It smells of $50 dollar bills
  7. Statistics show that 34% of women are on medication for some form of mental health disorder. That means the other 66% of crazy women are walking around unmedicated!
  8. What was the news headline when a crazy man s**... assaulted two laundry women and ran away? NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS!

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Crazy Women One Liners

Which crazy women one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crazy women? I can suggest the ones about crazy girl and crazy wife.

  1. Whats 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy? A $100 dollar bill.
  2. Once a month, women go completely crazy ...for about 30 days.
  3. What is the one thing all women know how to drive? Me crazy
  4. How do crazy women get through the forest? They take the psycho-path.
  5. My wife drives me crazy Just kidding, we all know women can't drive.
  6. What's four inches long and drives women crazy? A 100 dollar bill you pervert!
  7. Why is it so easy to drive women crazy? Short bus, short drive.
  8. Women are so crazy. Take my wife, ... please!
  9. Six t**... women Sounds crazy dozen t**...?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about crazy women can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of crazy women puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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What funny jokes about crazy women you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean drunk women jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make crazy women prank.

What do the brave men, and women who protect our towns and cities have in common with some very small bugs that get stuck in Edgar Allan Poe's hair have in common?

They're both Po-Lice.
* my wife kicked me out of the car shortly after telling you this joke. Crazy part about it is I was driving at the time.

A joke from John Steinbeck about the mysteries of womankind

Two women are catching up after meeting in town. One says to the other Your hair looks crazy today, it looks like a wig! The other woman says It is a wig . The first goes Oh wow, you could never tell!

A man and his wife were watching Family Feud...

When this question came up:
"What age do women stop looking for Mr.Perfect and settle for Mr.Okay?"
"25!" his wife shouted.
"What, that's crazy!" the man argued.
"Well that's when I married you."

My boss is in the process of filling an open manager position.


I asked him to please hire a man because women are crazy.
He agreed with me.
I got upset that he agreed.
I'm pretty sure I unintentionally proved my point.

Pinocchio.

What would happen to Pinocchio if he said "my nose is going to grow" he would be telling a lie so his nose would then grow,but because it is growing it would make Pinocchio's statement true which would mean that his nose won't grow or might stop growing, but then again because it will stop growing it would make his statement a lye. So does this mean his nose will grow and then shrink/stop growing for the rest of his life and he would be able to s**... pleasure lots of women(/men) with out even thinking about it? And would his nose go in and out like a needle on a sewing machine or would it vibrate back and forth like crazy?

An dying man's last wish...

An elderly man on his death bed tells his wife "Honey, I want you to promise me that when I go you will put all my money in the casket with me." Reluctantly, his wife agrees and assures him she will uphold her promise.
After the f**..., the women tells her friend about her husband's odd request - "You know, he made me swear to bury all our money with him". The friend replies, "That's crazy! I can't believe you would actually do that". And the elderly woman says "Don't worry...I wrote him a check".

There are three women. One is dating, one is engaged, and one is married. They decide to get k**... with their men and really pull out all the stops to make it extra special. The woman who is dating says, “Okay, so I bought black leather, red lipstick, fishnet stockings, and really got crazy. He loved it so much he thinks he’s in love.” The woman who is engaged says, “I showed up to his work after hours wearing only a red coat. Let’s just say he wants to move the wedding date up!” The woman who is married says, “Okay, I really went all out. I got a babysitter for the kids, and bought a black mask and a whip. My husband gets home, goes straight to the fridge, and grabs a beer. Then he plops down on the couch and says, 'Hey Batman! Where the f*c**... is dinner?!?'"

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