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Crazy Cat Lady Jokes

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Quirky and Hilarious Crazy Cat Lady Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What is a good crazy cat lady joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Tom Jones' Disease

A Man goes to the Doctor and lays out his problems. He says whenever he sees a cat he yells "What's New, p**...?"
If he sees a woman while on the street, he exclaims "She's A Lady!" which is really driving his wife crazy.
And speaking of his wife he keeps calling her Delilah, when her name is Susan!
The doctor says "Considering your symptoms, it sounds like you have Tom Jones' Disease"
"Tom Jones' Disease? I've never heard of that! Is it rare?"
"It's not unusual"

My Town Is So Small that

our crazy cat lady only has one cat.

What is a crazy cat lady's religious beliefs?

Cat-holic

What do crazy cat ladies and car enthusiasts have in common?

They love to listen to their babies purr.

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