Crazy Cat Jokes
15 crazy cat jokes and hilarious crazy cat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crazy cat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Crazy Cat Short Jokes
Short crazy cat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crazy cat humour may include short bad cat jokes also.
- What do you call some extra body weight on a crazy cat lover? A little cusheen for the Pusheen.
- I told my friend my aunt's crazy because she has a camera to watch her cats from work He told me that it didn't seem that crazy.
I told him it wouldn't be if she had cats - What do crazy cat ladies and car enthusiasts have in common? They love to listen to their babies purr.
- Why is the Charleston church shooter a crazy cat person? Because he took 9 lives. (Too soon?)
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Crazy Cat One Liners
Which crazy cat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crazy cat? I can suggest the ones about stray cat and cat fur.
- My Town Is So Small that our crazy cat lady only has one cat.
- What is a crazy cat lady's religious beliefs? Cat-holic
- I used to talk to my cat, but I stopped, because my dog told me I was crazy.
Silly & Ridiculous Crazy Cat Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about crazy cat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sick cat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crazy cat pranks.
A Gnome.
A garden gnome is busy destroying some plants when suddenly a house cat appears.
"What are you?" asks the cat.
"I'm a gnome. I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, and I raise a ruckus at night to drive them crazy.
I just love mischief!
And what, may I ask, creature are you?"
The cat thinks for a moment and says,
"I guess I'm a gnome."
I swear my neighbor is completely crazy! She was walking her dog this morning and talked to it the WHOLE time. She acts like it's a human!
When I got back to my apartment I told my cat all about it. We laughed about it for hours and hours...
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I was having lunch with Boris, the Estonian IT guy....
He was telling me about the crazy night he had before moving to the US. He said
"I drank so much I go home with two Soviet prostitutes who live together with their fancy grey cat."
"Russian blue?"
"No but Ukrainian gave h**...!"
A garden gnome is busy destroying plants when suddenly a house cat appears.
What are you? asks the cat. I'm a gnome. I steal food from humans. I kill their plants, and I raise a ruckus at night to drive them crazy. I just love mischief! And what, may I ask, are you? The cat thinks for a moment and says, I guess i'm a gnome.
Three crazys try to escape a mental hospital
Three crazys try to escape a mental hospital when they suddenly notice a guard
Fearing that he might hear his footsteps, the first crazy says meow
The guard thinks it's a cat and doesn't bat an eye
The second guy does the same and the guard again doesn't bat an eye
When it's third guy's turn he says
"I am also a cat"