The Best 16 Craziest Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Craziest jokes. There are some craziest cruelest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these craziest mad puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Craziest Jokes and Puns

The craziest thing happened at a bar tonight. A woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me!

On an unrelated note, I suck at darts.

A woman heard that her blonde friend was in the hospital

She went to visit her, and found her propped up in bed with bandages over both her ears.

"What in the world happened to you?" she asked.

"It was the craziest thing," said the blonde. "I was ironing clothes when the phone rang. Without thinking I held the iron up to my ear and said 'hello?'"

"But what happened to your other ear?"

"I had to call the ambulance, didn't I?"

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies

For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

Craziest joke, Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies

Videogames can make you live your craziest fantasies

like in the sims where you can have a job and own a house.

I was just notified that I have been nominated as the craziest man alive.

The message was beamed directly into my skull.


The craziest job I ever had was cleaning the monkey cages in our local zoo.

That shit was bananas.

A guy goes fishing with Jesus in a small boat.

In the excitement of bringing in a fish one of the paddles gets dislodged and starts to float away. No problem I'll go get it says Jesus, and he just steps out and walks over to where it is and picks it up casually walking back to the boat.
Later his friends are asking him about their time on the water curious about his day with Jesus.
Well it's the craziest thing he says, I don't think he can swim!!!

Craziest joke, A guy goes fishing with Jesus in a small boat.

Engineers

Two engineering students are walking along and the first engineering student asks, "Hey where did you get the new bike?". The second engineering student replies, "It was the craziest day, there I am headed to class and all of a sudden this hot girl rides up to me with the bike. Then she throws the bike down, takes all her clothes off and says 'Take what you want!'". The first engineering student nods his head and says, "Smart choice, there's no way those clothes would've fit".

What kind of vegetable is the craziest to eat? [OC]

Plantains – it's just bananas!

Thought this up while at work today, might not be original but it gave me a chuckle :)

"What's the craziest thing you've ever done for money?"

get a degree.

What type of bird is the craziest?

Ducks. Because they're all Quacks.

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Remember when Sarah Palin used to be the craziest person in politics?

Those were good times.

The lady heard that her blonde friend...

...was in the hospital, so she paid her a visit. She found her sitting up in bed with both ears heavily bandaged.

"What in the world happened to you?" she asked.

"It was the craziest thing," said the blonde. "I was ironing some clothes when the phone rang. Without thinking I picked up the iron, pressed it to my ear, and said 'Hello'?"

"How awful! But... what happened to your other ear?"

"I had to call the ambulance, didn't I?"

I think Noah might be the craziest of Biblical figures; hearing God, building an ark, gathering animals

The whole thing sounds delugional.

Chris Christie is running for president...

craziest thing he's done since he let Leia strangle him.

What's the craziest "would you rather" scenario you've ever heard?

Time for some new ones, the classics are getting tired...

Craziest joke, What's the craziest "would you rather" scenario you've ever heard?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the craziest creepiest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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