Craziest Jokes
22 craziest jokes and hilarious craziest puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about craziest that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for some of the craziest Kenyan, Naija, and globally-known jokes? Look no further! This article has a selection of the scariest, toughest, and silliest jokes from around the world. Read on for some guaranteed belly laughter!
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Funniest Craziest Short Jokes
Short craziest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The craziest humour may include short strangest jokes also.
- Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
- Videogames can make you live your craziest fantasies like in the sims where you can have a job and own a house.
- I was just notified that I have been nominated as the craziest man alive. The message was beamed directly into my skull.
- What kind of vegetable is the craziest to eat? [OC] Plantains – it's just bananas!
Thought this up while at work today, might not be original but it gave me a chuckle :) - Remember when sarah palin used to be the craziest person in politics? Those were good times.
- Chris Christie is running for president... craziest thing he's done since he let Leia strangle him.
- I think Noah might be the craziest of Biblical figures; hearing God, building an ark, gathering animals The whole thing sounds delugional.
- What's the craziest "would you rather" scenario you've ever heard? Time for some new ones, the classics are getting tired...
- The craziest thing happened at a bar tonight. A woman got her n**... pierced right in front of me! On an unrelated note, I s**... at darts.
- The craziest job I ever had was cleaning the monkey cages in our local zoo. That s**... was bananas.
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Craziest One Liners
Which craziest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with craziest? I can suggest the ones about weirdest and crazy.
- "What's the craziest thing you've ever done for money?" get a degree.
- What type of bird is the craziest? Ducks. Because they're all Quacks.
- What's the most craziest candy on Valentine's Day? A cocoa-nut!
- Leg amputees say the craziest things They always go out on a limb
- Rumors What is the craziest rumour you have heard about yourself?
- What's the craziest type of bread? Banana Nut Bread!
- I might have found the craziest Youtube comment.
Uproarious Craziest Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about craziest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean funniest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make craziest pranks.
A woman heard that her blonde friend was in the hospital
She went to visit her, and found her propped up in bed with bandages over both her ears.
"What in the world happened to you?" she asked.
"It was the craziest thing," said the blonde. "I was ironing clothes when the phone rang. Without thinking I held the iron up to my ear and said 'hello?'"
"But what happened to your other ear?"
"I had to call the ambulance, didn't I?"
A guy goes fishing with Jesus in a small boat.
In the excitement of bringing in a fish one of the paddles gets dislodged and starts to float away. No problem I'll go get it says Jesus, and he just steps out and walks over to where it is and picks it up casually walking back to the boat.
Later his friends are asking him about their time on the water curious about his day with Jesus.
Well it's the craziest thing he says, I don't think he can swim!!!
Engineers
Two engineering students are walking along and the first engineering student asks, "Hey where did you get the new bike?". The second engineering student replies, "It was the craziest day, there I am headed to class and all of a sudden this hot girl rides up to me with the bike. Then she throws the bike down, takes all her clothes off and says 'Take what you want!'". The first engineering student nods his head and says, "Smart choice, there's no way those clothes would've fit".
The lady heard that her blonde friend...
...was in the hospital, so she paid her a visit. She found her sitting up in bed with both ears heavily bandaged.
"What in the world happened to you?" she asked.
"It was the craziest thing," said the blonde. "I was ironing some clothes when the phone rang. Without thinking I picked up the iron, pressed it to my ear, and said 'Hello'?"
"How awful! But... what happened to your other ear?"
"I had to call the ambulance, didn't I?"
