Craz Jokes
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Cheeky Craz Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
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The craziest thing happened at a bar tonight. A woman got her n**... pierced right in front of me!
On an unrelated note, I s**... at darts.
Where does Crazy Horse live?
In an unstable.
That rabbi's gone crazy! He's been running around a circumcising all kinds of lettuce...
and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
My crazy great Grandma
My Great Grandma is 104, and she said to me:
"If the good die young, I MUST BE TERRIBLE"
Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?
...because he had Loco-Motive.
Everyone is going crazy over that Kim and Kanye named their baby "North West" I believe she's going straight to the top...
And slightly to the left
My Crazy Uncle
My uncle is actually insane. He sits in the corner of the room, fidgeting and blabbering nonsense to himself all the time. My family says it all started went he "went off the deep end" 25 years ago.
Personally, I think it started much earlier…when they forgot to put water in the pool.
What did they do with the Crazy 8's?
They put it in Solitaire confinement.
How does a crazy person walk through the forest?
He takes the psychopath.
I had a Crazy Dream
Wait for dreams to come up in conversation.
I had a crazy dream last night. I drempt I was a muffler... and when i woke up I was exhausted.
Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate
They'll kill your dog
A new craze sweeps an Eastern European nation
Though Transylvania is mostly rivers and mountains, a new outdoor sport is achieving newfound popularity. Folks have been flocking to the calmer parts of the Olt and Danube to try out for a crew, the competitive paddling fad usually found in lakes. In fact, the sport has spread from the region to the whole country.
Truly, the nation has Ro-mania.
What do crazy girlfriends and chocolate have in common?
They both kill your dog
How did the crazy person find his way out of the woods?
he took the psychopath!
How did the crazy man get across the forrest?
He took the psycho path. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Crazy
I once asked myself, "How crazy would it be if my dad died right now?"
The phone rang. I picked it up and was informed that my dad had just died. I hung up the phone and was deep in thought for a few minutes.
Then, I had an idea. I yelled, "How crazy would it be if my dad came back to life right now!"
The phone rang. I picked it up and was informed that my brother died too.
It's crazy how sexist the postal service is.
I guess that's natural with such a mail dominated industry.
Why did the crazy mexican c**... a train?
He had loco motives...
I'll show myself out
New crazy snapchat friends ONLY
Some crazy Spanish lady just killed a passenger simply because of the way he chose to travel...
It was a loco motive.
is it crazy how saying sentences backwards . . .
. . .create backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
Crazy girls are like a street vendor's kebab
Hot, jucy, and dangerous.
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Craz One Liners
Which craz one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with craz? I can suggest the ones about asleep and mad.
- Who is Jay-Z's lunatic cousin? Cra-Z
