Crayon Jokes

Funniest Crayon Short Jokes

Short crayon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crayon humour may include short pencil jokes also.

1. Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body. I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
2. Whenever my wife is upset I let her colour in my black and white tattoos. Sometimes she needs a shoulder to crayon.
3. My wife said she wanted to feel special this Valentines Day. So I bought her a helmet and some crayons.
4. When our little girl was sick in hospital we bought her a lifetime supply of crayons. It cost $3.
5. I was eating an orange this morning, but it tasted funny... so I put it back in the crayon box!
6. Inspired by Obama, Trump will soon be releasing his favorite books of 2022 along with the crayons that go with them.
7. Why did the elephant paint itself lots of different colors. So that it could hide in the crayon box. Courtesy of my 4 y/o niece.
8. I feel sorry for kids who used to eat chalks and crayons when they were little. They must have dyed inside a little.
9. I was applying to volunteer at a blood drive, but they rejected me when they asked me to demonstrate drawing blood. I guess they didn't want me to use crayon.
10. Some people use their hands to protect themselves from getting punched. I use the head of a porcupine and two crayons. It's an avant-guard

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Crayon One Liners

Which crayon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crayon? I can suggest the ones about coloring book and pencil and sharpener.

1. Crayons are just like M&Ms.... They taste the same no matter what colour they are.
2. Which crayon at the Crayola factory is in charge of answering the phones? Yellow?
3. Dr: "Mr Smith, your wife is comfortable." Husband: "I thought she was in a coma and critical condition."
   Dr: "She is, the nurses are using her as a beanbag."
4. They laughed at my crayon drawings... I laughed at their chalk outlines.
5. She asked me to make her feel special So I gave her a helmet and crayons.
6. The nba is like a box of crayons... they don't use the white ones.
7. How do crayons made in Spain say hello? Crayhola.
8. I just can't draw blood With this orange crayon.
   It isn't sharp enough.
9. My niece stabbed me with a red crayon today... It drew blood
10. Where does a crayon go on vacation? Color-ado. My seven year old just told me this one.
11. What's the worst part about an unexpected box of Crayons? It's out of the blue.
12. People are like a crayons The white ones are useless.
13. What did the White crayon say to the Black crayon? We make a GRAY team!
14. How do you turn a brown crayon into a red marker? Hemorrhoids.
15. Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity?
    A: The crayons are still sticky.

Crayon Marine Jokes

Here is a list of funny crayon marine jokes and even better crayon marine puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• It's hard to budget the United States Marine Corps It's not that they eat too many crayons. It's that they throw away the flavors they don't like.
• Yesterday, I walked into my living room and caught my son eating crayons. Beaming with joy, I looked over to my wife and said babe, he is going to make such a great Marine

Heartwarming Crayon Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about crayon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crick jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crayon pranks.