Craving Jokes
31 craving jokes and hilarious craving puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about craving that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you expecting and indulging in strange cravings? Do you have a funny story to tell the world? Discover a selection of stories from pregnant women who are enjoying their peculiar palettes, and get some ideas on what to try and what to avoid, if you dare!
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Funniest Craving Short Jokes
Short craving jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The craving humour may include short wanting jokes also.
- I'm going to name my kids after what their mother was craving while pregnant... Peanuts and Pickles are great. tequila is kind of an idiot
- Dad, why is my sister named Olivia? "Because your mother had a massive craving for olives when she was pregnant."
"That makes sense. Thanks dad."
"No problem, Richard." - When I'm craving middle eastern food, there's this place I always go to. It's delicious, affordable, and best of all... Israeli quick.
- Dawn craved repetition. It explains why she relished relish, and was a fan of fans.
But nothing compared to the joy of the early morning.
Because that's when the dawn dawned on Dawn. - I was craving a soda this morning in school, but I couldn't afford one.. I was soda pressed
- My friend just asked me what I wanted to eat... I told him "I'm Craving Five Guys" and now he's awkwardly avoiding me.
- I don't drink coffee. It yellows your teeth, makes you jumpy, and you crave it all the time. That's why I smoke crack.
- Did you hear about the accountant who daydreams about being an actuary? He craved more risk.
- My wife is on her lady time while at the Renaissance Faire and told me she was craving chocolate. I asked her if the craving was period-specific.
- I traveled all the way to Hollywood and didn't even meet any celebrities. Boy, was I star-craving mad!
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Craving One Liners
Which craving one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with craving? I can suggest the ones about desire and hunger.
- Lock an astronomer in a basement... and they'll go star craving mad.
- What do undead bodybuilders crave? *"gaaaaains...."*
- What do elderly zombies crave? BRAAAAAAAAAAAAANS
- What do vegan zombies crave? Graaaaaains!
- What did the dyslexic Zombie crave? Brians
- I was craving some Indian food yesterday... ...So I went and got subway.
- When judges are thirsty what do they crave? Just ice.
- Why so many people crave for software updates? They need a fix.
- What do you call the leader of the Cravings Tribe? The "Hanker"chief
- What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie? GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS
- What did the gay Zombie crave? BRIANS.
- If I had a penne for every time I craved pasta... I'd probably have £325 orzo.
- what did the locomotive conductor crave once he became a zombie? traaaiins...
- Why is craving karma points ironic? Because it's pointless.
- [OC] What do you call a dog who craves bones? Bon Appétite!
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Charming Humor Craving Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about craving you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean seeking jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make craving pranks.
Going to open up a donut shop next to a medical m**... store
I'll call it glazed and confused
Pregnancy Cravings...
My parents were recently discussing my pregnant cousin, who has been craving ice cream throughout here pregnancy, so I thought I'd ask my mother what she craved through her pregnancy.
"An abortion" wasn't the answer I was expecting.
A retired banker went to a psychiatrist.
He said "For 30 years, I worked in a bank as a teller. Every day i would serve dozens of customers. I loved my job and never missed a day.
Last month, i retired.
Since then, every time i pass a bank, i have a huge craving to enter and take out money.
Even if i pass an ATM, i have to stop and take some cash out. I've got thousands of dollars in cash at home, yet every day i feel desperate to go to the bank and take out more.
What's wrong with me?"
The psychiatrist replied
"It sounds like you're having Withdrawal Symptoms."
Do you suffer from an addiction to water?
Can you not live without your water?
Do you try to quit, and come back to drinking water again?
Do you suffer from any of the following withdrawal symptoms when trying to quit?
* Headache?
* Fatigue?
* Dry t**...?
* Dry mouth?
* Darker u**...?
* Craving more water?
* Hunger?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, please call the water addiction hotline, 1-5-STOP-WATER.
My uncle Hans (a hotdog lover) has been very ill recently. Last night, craving a hotdog, he went on a drive to the nearest hotdog stand. Sadly, as he was driving, he became even more unwell...
...he took a turn for the wurst.
Wife: I'm going to the store, do you want anything?
Husband: Babe, you know, I've been craving sense of meaning and purpose in life. I can really use some fulfillment and completeness to my soul. I want to connect to god and discover the spiritual side of me.
Wife: Can you be more specific? Black Label or Chivas?
I was at my best friend's apartment craving a smoothie.
After rummaging through his kitchen looking for anything to make a smoothie with, I got really frustrated and asked him.
"Don't you have a single fruit in this d**... place!"
He shrugged and said, "sorry, we only have pears."
