Crave Jokes

Following is our collection of simulate puns and engage one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crave jokes for adults, dirty delay jokes and clean brians dad gags for kids.

The Best Crave Puns

It's Jim's birthday

Jim's wife treats her man by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday... At The Club, The Doorman Says, "Hey Jimmy, How are You?" The wife asks, "How does he know you? Jimmy says, "Oh dear, I play football with him." Inside the Bartender Says, "The Usual, Jim?" Jimmy says to Wife, "Before you say anything, He's on the Darts Team." Next a stripper Says, "Hi Jim! Do You Crave the Special Again??" The wife storms out dragging Jimmy with her & jumps into a taxi... The Taxi driver Says, "Hey Jimmy Boy! You picked up an ugly one this time...."

What do elderly zombies crave?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAANS

What do vegan zombies crave?

Graaaaaains!

What did the dyslexic Zombie crave?

Brians

When judges are thirsty what do they crave?

Just ice.


Why so many people crave for software updates?

They need a fix.

What did the gay Zombie crave?

BRIANS.

what did the locomotive conductor crave once he became a zombie?

traaaiins...

The Town's 90 year old Duan Juan is asked of his seducing methods...

"What's so special 'bout you that makes women 70 years younger than you crave your company, if ye know what I mean?"

"I honestly got no clue young man"-He answered, as he began to
slowly lick his own eyebrows.

In honor of The Walking Dead returning, What do zombie cows crave?

Graaaains! GRAAAAINS!

[Also, I like to think it's zombie cows who are keeping the grass so nicely trimmed in The Walking Dead universe]

I don't drink coffee.

It yellows your teeth, makes you jumpy, and you crave it all the time. That's why I smoke crack.


What gets very small when exposed to cold?

**YOUR PE**..anut butter ice cream crave

What does a Nymphomaniac Mermaid crave for?

"Seamen"

What do vegetarian zombies crave?

**GRRRRAAAINNNNSSS!**

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