The Best 14 Crave Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crave jokes. There are some crave engage jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crave brians puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crave Jokes and Puns

It's Jim's birthday

Jim's wife treats her man by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday... At The Club, The Doorman Says, "Hey Jimmy, How are You?" The wife asks, "How does he know you? Jimmy says, "Oh dear, I play football with him." Inside the Bartender Says, "The Usual, Jim?" Jimmy says to Wife, "Before you say anything, He's on the Darts Team." Next a stripper Says, "Hi Jim! Do You Crave the Special Again??" The wife storms out dragging Jimmy with her & jumps into a taxi... The Taxi driver Says, "Hey Jimmy Boy! You picked up an ugly one this time...."

What do elderly zombies crave?


What do vegan zombies crave?


Crave joke, What do vegan zombies crave?

What did the dyslexic Zombie crave?


When judges are thirsty what do they crave?

Just ice.

Why so many people crave for software updates?

They need a fix.

What did the gay Zombie crave?


Crave joke, What did the gay Zombie crave?

what did the locomotive conductor crave once he became a zombie?


The Town's 90 year old Duan Juan is asked of his seducing methods...

"What's so special 'bout you that makes women 70 years younger than you crave your company, if ye know what I mean?"

"I honestly got no clue young man"-He answered, as he began to
slowly lick his own eyebrows.

In honor of The Walking Dead returning, What do zombie cows crave?

Graaaains! GRAAAAINS!

[Also, I like to think it's zombie cows who are keeping the grass so nicely trimmed in The Walking Dead universe]

I don't drink coffee.

It yellows your teeth, makes you jumpy, and you crave it all the time. That's why I smoke crack.

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What gets very small when exposed to cold?

**YOUR PE**..anut butter ice cream crave

What does a Nymphomaniac Mermaid crave for?


What do vegetarian zombies crave?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crave covet jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crave yearn piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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