The Best 8 Crater Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crater jokes. There are some crater explore jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crater crematory puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crater Jokes and Puns

A father tells his 10 year old son...

"Sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your cereal every morning and you will have a very long life".

His son followed his father's advice every morning without missing a day until he died at the age of 186 leaving behind 28 children, 67 grandchildren, 148 great grandchildren and a 7 foot crater where the crematory used to be.

UPDATE: This blew up. (Pun not intended)

Two pilots are sitting in the cockpit, talking, when they realize they are flying over a huge crater.


"Wow, what a beautiful sight," says the first pilot.
"It is, isn't it?" the other pilot replies.
Then a flight attended joins them.
"Sir, what are we flying over?" she asks the first pilot.
"It's a crater. A meteor crashed into the earth and left that giant hole."
"Wow," replies the flight attendant. "And what's that building right next to it?"
"That's the visitors center," the second pilot says.
"Phew," she says. "They really got lucky, didn't they?"

A strong boxer

has a foam board to practice on.
He punches it 10,15,20 times in a row, so hard that each punch makes a crater in the foam.
After he finishes practice, he turns to an imaginary audience, shows them the board, and tells them




"here's the punchline"

What do you call it when you get your Mars rover stuck in a crater?

A fourth world problem.

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.


Did you hear about that guy who committed suicide in a crater

He was suffering from severe depression.

Why did the asteroid not get worried when he was flying to the planet?

Because he wanted to meet his Crater.

They say Uranus has 27 moons...

I beg to differ, I think it has two moons, a crater, and a wormhole.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crater ambulances jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crater wormhole piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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