Crater Jokes

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The Best Crater Puns

A father tells his 10 year old son...

"Sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your cereal every morning and you will have a very long life".

His son followed his father's advice every morning without missing a day until he died at the age of 186 leaving behind 28 children, 67 grandchildren, 148 great grandchildren and a 7 foot crater where the crematory used to be.

UPDATE: This blew up. (Pun not intended)

Two pilots are sitting in the cockpit, talking, when they realize they are flying over a huge crater.


"Wow, what a beautiful sight," says the first pilot.
"It is, isn't it?" the other pilot replies.
Then a flight attended joins them.
"Sir, what are we flying over?" she asks the first pilot.
"It's a crater. A meteor crashed into the earth and left that giant hole."
"Wow," replies the flight attendant. "And what's that building right next to it?"
"That's the visitors center," the second pilot says.
"Phew," she says. "They really got lucky, didn't they?"

What do you call it when you get your Mars rover stuck in a crater?

A fourth world problem.

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

Did you hear about that guy who committed suicide in a crater

He was suffering from severe depression.


Why did the asteroid not get worried when he was flying to the planet?

Because he wanted to meet his Crater.

They say Uranus has 27 moons...

I beg to differ, I think it has two moons, a crater, and a wormhole.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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