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7 crater jokes and hilarious crater puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crater that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh your way through these hilarious Crater Lake jokes! From missions to earthly volcanoes, get ready for some out-of-this-world humor. Whether you're a fan of the park or just love a good laugh, these jokes are sure to hit the spot.


Silly & Ridiculous Crater Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What is a good crater joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My grandfather swore by adding a spoonful of gunpowder to his tea every morning.

He said it was a very old remedy to help him live longer, and it worked: he lived to the ripe old age of ninety-seven.
He left a widow, two children, fourteen grandchildren and a fifty-foot crater where the crematorium used to be.

A father tells his 10 year old son...

"Sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your cereal every morning and you will have a very long life".
His son followed his father's advice every morning without missing a day until he died at the age of 186 leaving behind 28 children, 67 grandchildren, 148 great grandchildren and a 7 foot crater where the crematory used to be.
UPDATE: This blew up. (Pun not intended)

Two pilots are sitting in the cockpit, talking, when they realize they are flying over a huge crater.


"Wow, what a beautiful sight," says the first pilot.
"It is, isn't it?" the other pilot replies.
Then a flight attended joins them.
"Sir, what are we flying over?" she asks the first pilot.
"It's a crater. A meteor crashed into the earth and left that giant hole."
"Wow," replies the flight attendant. "And what's that building right next to it?"
"That's the visitors center," the second pilot says.
"Phew," she says. "They really got lucky, didn't they?"

My friend showed me a photo of a famous meteor crater in Arizona.

It's amazing how close it landed to the Visitor's Center.

A strong boxer

has a foam board to practice on.
He punches it 10,15,20 times in a row, so hard that each punch makes a crater in the foam.
After he finishes practice, he turns to an imaginary audience, shows them the board, and tells them
"here's the punchline"

My wife and I recently went on a trip to Arizona, but we got into a fight about whether we should go to Meteor Crater or the Grand Canyon.

It was a whole thing.

What do you call it when you get your Mars rover stuck in a crater?

A fourth world problem.

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