Crate Jokes

Following is our collection of pallet puns and stack one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crate jokes for adults, dirty loot jokes and clean casket dad gags for kids.

The Best Crate Puns

an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German

were watching an excellent street performer juggling. The street performing noticed the four gentlemens were having trouble seeing him, so he stood up on a crate and asked "can you see me now?".


The four men answered back "Yes" "Oui" "Si" "Ja"

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German...

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a juggler doing some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four men are towards the back of the crowd and can't see him very well, so he stands on a large wooden crate and calls to them "Can you see me now?"

They answer:

"Yes."

"Oui."

"Sí."

"Ja."

a bilingual joke (hope you like it)

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching an American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Sí"

"Ja"

We ran out of beer,

Says a man to his wife, who then tells him to go the supermarket and get a crate of beer.
"Oh," says his wife, "and if the have eggs, you bring six of them!"

Half an hour later the man returns with six crates of beer and his wife asks him why he brought six crates of beer.
The man replies, "They had eggs!"

I hate it when...

people refer to themselves as animal containers.

and yes I'm a hippo crate.


forever alone

Having alcohol by yourself at home is considered a problem, but social drinking is acceptable.

So now, whenever I open a crate of White Lightning, I always log on to Facebook.

Why did EA Games cross the road?

Please purchase a loot crate for a chance at credits to purchase the punchline

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers

What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

So, a three guys are working with imported meats

The team gets three crates. One of French steaks, but the best before was yesterday. One of English pork ribs: best before a week ago. And one of Germain snags: best before a month ago. They draw straws to work out who has to deal with which meats. The longest straw gets the steak crate, the middle gets the ribs, and geting the short straw is the wurst case scenario.

Trump just said if he's elected he'll shut down the corrugated container industry

He wants to make America crate again


Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Little Peter

Came in to class one day with burns all over his face.
The teacher asked him what happend.
"Well i bought a crate of fireworks and..."

"There you have it kids, fireworks are a real danger" the teacher interupted
"Thats exactly what my father said as he threw it into the fireplace"

I like my women like I like my wine

kept in a crate in the cellar.

Donald Trump said he named his daughter Tiffany after his favorite store: Tiffany's.

How ridiculous is that?

In fact, I was just talking about that with my two sons, Crate and Barrel.

I have to separate my dog from my child with a dog crate.

But sometimes my child gets out of it still.

A farmer has 3 oranges in one crate and 2 apples in another crate, what does he have?

An unsuccessful business

Drank a full crate of Fosters last night

Feel terrible this morning, gonna have to ring work and tell them I've got Aussie flu.

Stoners at a warehouse packed with crates.

"Behind every crate man, there's a crate."

"Woah man."


What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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