Unearthly Funniest Crate Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
A shooting club was holding a competition. The winner was to get a somewhat ugly trophy, the second-placed shooter - a crate of champagne.
By the end of the final round, two shooters were tied for first place, so they were told to do a tiebreaker round - 5 shots at maximum distance. To keep things more dramatic, they had to shoot at the same time.
After both had stopped firing and were awaiting the results, one shooter turned to his rival and said with a little smile: "I'm sorry, pal. I put all five shots in the wall."
"I'm sorry, too," replied the other, "because I put all of mine into your target."
A man stood outside of his house after a bitter divorce and he noticed a crate of beer bottles.
He took out an empty bottle and smashed it onto the wall swearing, "you are the reason I don't have a wife.
He smashed the second bottle, "you are the reason I don't have children".
He smashed the third bottle, "you are the reason I don't have a job".
When he took the fourth bottle, he realized that the bottle was still sealed and full of beer and he said to the bottle, "you stand aside, I know you were not involved".
an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German
were watching an excellent street performer juggling. The street performing noticed the four gentlemens were having trouble seeing him, so he stood up on a crate and asked "can you see me now?".
The four men answered back "Yes" "Oui" "Si" "Ja"
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German were watching a street performer...
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German were watching a street performer doing some juggling. The juggler saw that the four guys were struggling to see him so he stepped on top of a crate and called out to them, "Can you see me now?"
The said,
"Yes",
"Oui",
"Si",
"Ja".
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German...
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a juggler doing some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four men are towards the back of the crowd and can't see him very well, so he stands on a large wooden crate and calls to them "Can you see me now?"
They answer:
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are watching an..
American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"
a bilingual joke (hope you like it)
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching an American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"
We ran out of beer,
Says a man to his wife, who then tells him to go the supermarket and get a crate of beer.
"Oh," says his wife, "and if the have eggs, you bring six of them!"
Half an hour later the man returns with six crates of beer and his wife asks him why he brought six crates of beer.
The man replies, "They had eggs!"
The Street Performer...
An Englishman, A Frenchman, a Spainard, and a German are all watching a street performer do his act. The street performer notices they all have a poor view so he stands on a crate and asks the gentlemen, "can you all see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"
Hopefully, you will understand
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all standing watching an American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentlemen have a very poor view. So he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out ¨Can you see me now?¨ They respond...¨Yes¨,¨Oui¨,¨Si¨,¨Ja¨.
An English man, a French man, a Spanish man and a German man were watching a juggler.
An English man, a French man, a Spanish man and a German man were watching a juggler performing, but the juggler noticed they couldn't see very well, so he stood on a crate and called out, Can you see me now?
They replied, Yes, Oui, Si, Ja.
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I hate it when...
people refer to themselves as animal containers.
and yes I'm a hippo crate.
forever alone
Having alcohol by yourself at home is considered a problem, but social drinking is acceptable.
So now, whenever I open a crate of White Lightning, I always log on to Facebook.
Why did EA Games cross the road?
Please purchase a loot crate for a chance at credits to purchase the punchline
What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers
What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?
Escargot.
So, a three guys are working with imported meats
The team gets three crates. One of French steaks, but the best before was yesterday. One of English pork ribs: best before a week ago. And one of Germain snags: best before a month ago. They draw straws to work out who has to deal with which meats. The longest straw gets the steak crate, the middle gets the ribs, and geting the short straw is the wurst case scenario.
Little Peter
Came in to class one day with burns all over his face.
The teacher asked him what happend.
"Well i bought a crate of fireworks and..."
"There you have it kids, fireworks are a real danger" the teacher interupted
"Thats exactly what my father said as he threw it into the fireplace"
Trump just said if he's elected he'll shut down the corrugated container industry
He wants to make America crate again
Where do dock workers like to shop?
Crate and Barrel.
I like my women like I like my wine
kept in a crate in the cellar.
Donald Trump said he named his daughter Tiffany after his favorite store: Tiffany's.
How ridiculous is that?
In fact, I was just talking about that with my two sons, Crate and Barrel.
I have to separate my dog from my child with a dog crate.
But sometimes my child gets out of it still.
A farmer has 3 oranges in one crate and 2 apples in another crate, what does he have?
An unsuccessful business
Drank a full crate of Fosters last night
Feel terrible this morning, gonna have to ring work and tell them I've got Aussie flu.
Stoners at a warehouse packed with crates.
"Behind every crate man, there's a crate."
"Woah man."
Repentance..
A man woke up in the morning deeply repentant after a bitter fight with his wife the previous night. He noticed with dismay the crate of beer bottles that had caused the fight.
He took it outside and started smashing the empty bottles one by one onto the wall.
He smashed the first bottle swearing, "you are the reason I fight with my wife".
He smashed the second bottle, "you are the reason I don't love my children".
He smashed the third bottle, "you are the reason I don't have a decent job".
When he took the fourth bottle, he realized that the bottle was still sealed and was full. He hesitated for only a moment and said "you stand aside, I know you were not involved".
What are 3 n**... woman on a crate of beer?
In the way!
