Crapp Jokes

Following is our collection of foam puns and pooping one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crapp jokes for adults, dirty crummy jokes and clean poop dad gags for kids.

The Best Crapp Puns

Can a crappy dinosaur joke get a laugh?

You bet Jurassican.

Crappy advice

The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.

He asks the clerk:

"What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him a bottle of laxative."

The pharmacist said:

"You can't treat a cough with a laxative!"

The clerk responded, "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough!

What crappy thing is guaranteed to occur in the middle of a Saturday?

A 'turd'

Crappy biology bar joke

A few cells enter a bar. They sit in a corner and talk amongst themselves, drink moderately and don't pick up a fight with anyone. They leave the bar quietly.

Because they were cultured cells..

My girlfriend's a crappy computer

... she always shuts down when I need her but never shuts up when I don't.

crappy pun

me: you know how sometimes caps lock locks you out of a website ,because you forgot to turn it off when typing the password
human society: yes
me: I guess caps lock is awfully shifty

What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools

The crappiest buffet I have ever gone to was at the senior center.

It was the last time I try out the incontinental breakfast.

Crapping when constipated is really difficult.

Shit's hard.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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