The Best 9 Crapp Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crapp jokes. There are some crapp pooping jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crapp poop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crapp Jokes and Puns

Can a crappy dinosaur joke get a laugh?

You bet Jurassican.

Crappy advice

The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.

He asks the clerk:

"What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him a bottle of laxative."

The pharmacist said:

"You can't treat a cough with a laxative!"

The clerk responded, "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough!

What crappy thing is guaranteed to occur in the middle of a Saturday?

A 'turd'

Crapp joke, What crappy thing is guaranteed to occur in the middle of a Saturday?

Crappy biology bar joke

A few cells enter a bar. They sit in a corner and talk amongst themselves, drink moderately and don't pick up a fight with anyone. They leave the bar quietly.

Because they were cultured cells..

My girlfriend's a crappy computer

... she always shuts down when I need her but never shuts up when I don't.


crappy pun

me: you know how sometimes caps lock locks you out of a website ,because you forgot to turn it off when typing the password
human society: yes
me: I guess caps lock is awfully shifty

What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools

Crapp joke, What does a crappy Carpenter make?

The crappiest buffet I have ever gone to was at the senior center.

It was the last time I try out the incontinental breakfast.

Crapping when constipated is really difficult.

Shit's hard.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crapp store jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crapp bottle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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