Crap Jokes

What are some Crap jokes?

Can a crappy dinosaur joke get a laugh?

You bet Jurassican.

Crappy advice

The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.

He asks the clerk:

"What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him a bottle of laxative."

The pharmacist said:

"You can't treat a cough with a laxative!"

The clerk responded, "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough!

What crappy thing is guaranteed to occur in the middle of a Saturday?

A 'turd'

Crappy biology bar joke

A few cells enter a bar. They sit in a corner and talk amongst themselves, drink moderately and don't pick up a fight with anyone. They leave the bar quietly.

Because they were cultured cells..

My girlfriend's a crappy computer

... she always shuts down when I need her but never shuts up when I don't.

crappy pun

me: you know how sometimes caps lock locks you out of a website ,because you forgot to turn it off when typing the password
human society: yes
me: I guess caps lock is awfully shifty

What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools

The crappiest buffet I have ever gone to was at the senior center.

It was the last time I try out the incontinental breakfast.

Crapping when constipated is really difficult.

Shit's hard.

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