Cranky Jokes
10 cranky jokes and hilarious cranky puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cranky that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh along with these hilarious cranky jokes, featuring an old lady, old man, and cranky wife -- perfect for those nights when you just need something beige. See if you can guess the punchline to 'Updog' and 'Cockle'!
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I took my daughter to my office for, "Bring your kid to work day". BIG MISTAKE!
After meeting everyone she started getting cranky and began to cry. As everyone gathered around to try to console her, she looked at me and in a loud voice complained, "Where are all the clowns you tell me & mommy you work with everyday?"
Caution before taking kids to work.
An 8-year old girl went to the office with her father on 'Take Your Kid to Work Day'. As they were walking around the office, the young girl starting crying and getting very cranky, her father asked what was wrong with her.
As the staff gathered round she sobbed loudly, Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?
I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day." As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her…
As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?!"
I took my 8-year-old to the office on Take Your Child to Work day.
As we were walking around, she started crying and getting quite cranky, so i asked her what was wrong. As my coworkers gathered round she sobbed:
"Daddy where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?"
I took my daughter to "Bring your child to workday."
As we were walking around, she started getting cranky and began crying. A group of my co-workers gathered around to see what the commotion was. I asked her what why she was crying.
She said: "Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you work with."
What does an old cranky person and a Slinky have in common?
Neither is much fun until you push them down some stairs.
What do you call a really cranky shaman with bad breath and osteoporosis?
A Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis
What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?
One is a whiny toddler and the other is a tiny waddler.
I said my mother-in-law was a cranky, meddling, pushy, obnoxious shrew but she took it wrong.
She thought I was joking.
I told my son to believe in his dreams, and my wife got mad.
She is probably just cranky though since we both just got woken up by our son who had a nightmare.
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