Cranky Jokes

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The Best Cranky Puns

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An 8-year old girl went to the office with her father on 'Take Your Kid to Work Day'. As they were walking around the office, the young girl starting crying and getting very cranky, her father asked what was wrong with her.

As the staff gathered round she sobbed loudly, Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?

I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day." As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her…

As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?!"

I took my 8-year-old to the office on Take Your Child to Work day.

As we were walking around, she started crying and getting quite cranky, so i asked her what was wrong. As my coworkers gathered round she sobbed:

"Daddy where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?"

What does an old cranky person and a Slinky have in common?

Neither is much fun until you push them down some stairs.

What do you call a really cranky shaman with bad breath and osteoporosis?

A Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis


What do you call a chubby girl who's cranky, has bad breath and doesn't screw?

You don't call her.

What do you call a cranky grandfather?

A grumpa.

Why is Mrs. Claus so cranky?

Santa only comes once a year and it's down a chimney.

Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

Whatt do you call a winch handle first thing in the morning?

Cranky.

Why are T-Rex's so cranky?

Because their ams aren't long enough to reach their dicks.


If cocaine were an old cranky man...

He'd say "blow me"!

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