Cranky Jokes
10 cranky jokes and hilarious cranky puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cranky that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh along with these hilarious cranky jokes, featuring an old lady, old man, and cranky wife -- perfect for those nights when you just need something beige. See if you can guess the punchline to 'Updog' and 'Cockle'!
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I took my daughter to my office for, "Bring your kid to work day". BIG MISTAKE!
After meeting everyone she started getting cranky and began to cry. As everyone gathered around to try to console her, she looked at me and in a loud voice complained, "Where are all the clowns you tell me & mommy you work with everyday?"
What does an old cranky person and a Slinky have in common?
Neither is much fun until you push them down some stairs.
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What do you call a really cranky shaman with bad breath and osteoporosis?
A Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis
What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?
One is a whiny toddler and the other is a tiny waddler.
I said my mother-in-law was a cranky, meddling, pushy, obnoxious shrew but she took it wrong.
She thought I was joking.
I told my son to believe in his dreams, and my wife got mad.
She is probably just cranky though since we both just got woken up by our son who had a nightmare.
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What do you call a chubby girl who's cranky, has bad breath and doesn't screw?
You don't call her.
My friend was cranky from fasting all day for Yom Kippur yesterday.
I'm sure it will Passover.
What do you call a cranky grandfather?
A grumpa.
Why is Mrs. Claus so cranky?
Santa only comes once a year and it's down a chimney.
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