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An 8-year old girl went to the office with her father on 'Take Your Kid to Work Day'. As they were walking around the office, the young girl starting crying and getting very cranky, her father asked what was wrong with her.
As the staff gathered round she sobbed loudly, Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?
As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?!"
As we were walking around, she started crying and getting quite cranky, so i asked her what was wrong. As my coworkers gathered round she sobbed:
"Daddy where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?"
Neither is much fun until you push them down some stairs.
A Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis
You don't call her.
A grumpa.
Santa only comes once a year and it's down a chimney.
You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.
Cranky.
Because their ams aren't long enough to reach their dicks.
He'd say "blow me"!
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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.