The Best 9 Crank Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crank jokes. There are some crank tighten jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crank pinion puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crank Jokes and Puns

So I was at the club

They played crank that, and I did the Superman.

They played the Cupid shuffle, so I did the Cupid shuffle.

They played Come on Eileen, and I got kicked out of the club.

What does an old cranky person and a Slinky have in common?

Neither is much fun until you push them down some stairs.

A state trooper pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway

Glancing at the car he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the wheel was knitting

The trooper crank down his window and yelled to the driver pull over

No! yelled the woman it's a cardigan

Crank joke, A state trooper pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway

My dad always says not to crank the car radio too high or I'll go deaf. Imagine if that happened.

I would never hear the end of it.

My family has passed down a hand crank...

...for generation...


ProLifeTip - If someone puts their phone in their front pocket and mistakenly calls you, don't answer it.

It's a Crank Call.

A woman actually wrote the song: "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

A man would have written:
"Itsy-Bitsy, GIANT CRANK, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

Crank joke, A woman actually wrote the song: "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

I received a request to go and fix a broken handle on a window.

It turned out to be a crank call.

Why are T-Rex's so cranky?

Because their ams aren't long enough to reach their dicks.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crank winch jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crank dial piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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