Crank Jokes
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So I was at the club
They played crank that, and I did the Superman.
They played the Cupid shuffle, so I did the Cupid shuffle.
They played Come on eileen, and I got kicked out of the club.
What does an old cranky person and a Slinky have in common?
Neither is much fun until you push them down some stairs.
My dad always says not to crank the car radio too high or I'll go deaf. Imagine if that happened.
I would never hear the end of it.
My family has passed down a hand crank...
...for generation...
What's an easy way to tell if you have a blown head gasket?
Just look for lipstick marks on your crank shaft.
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A woman actually wrote the song: "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-w**..., Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."
A man would have written:
"Itsy-Bitsy, GIANT CRANK, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."
I received a request to go and fix a broken handle on a window.
It turned out to be a crank call.
ProLifeTip - If someone puts their phone in their front pocket and mistakenly calls you, don't answer it.
It's a Crank Call.
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Why are T-Rex's so cranky?
Because their ams aren't long enough to reach their d**....
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