Crane Jokes

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The Best Crane Puns

Light babies are delivered by stork, heavy babies...

Delivered by crane.

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

Smaller babies are always delivered by stork...

but the heavier ones need to be delivered by **crane**.

I rented some heavy lifting equipment in Kiev

from a company called You Crane.

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.


What bird can lift the most?

A crane

I once skydived off a crane.

Poor little fellow, I must have damaged his wings.

What's the best job?

Any job that involves operating a crane. It's seriously uplifting.

Life is like operating a crane.

Early on, you figure out how to make it up to the controls... Only to realize you have no clue what to do once you get there.

Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork.

But the bigger, heavier ones are delivered by a crane.

What are cranes made of?

Cranium.


What do you call a paper crane folded by a prositute?

Whoreigami

To commemorate the disaster in Mecca where a crane fell and crushed pilgrims, Saudi Arabia will build a restaurant at the site.

An IHOP: International House of Pancakes.

Why do crane operators seem to always get dates?

They have the strongest pick up lines.

My wife started her job on a cruise ship last week.

My mate asked, "How's she getting on?"

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

(My 6 year old sister made this) Whats a grandparents favorite bird?

A crane

How many midgets does it take to lift something with a crane?

As many you can use to make a long chain.

I once got arrested for playing blackjack on a construction crane

Apparently the police doesn't like high-jacking


What was Alfred Hitchcock's favorite film technique?

The crane shot.

If you've been a bad person in England, they will call you a pig. In America, they'll call you a sheep. In the Soviet Union...

You crane!

How many fat people does it take to change a light bulb?

3.
One to unscrew the light bulb and screw a new one on
another one to operate the crane
and a third one to say when the chicken is ready.

What do you call a terrorist crane fly?

A Jihadi Longlegs

Talking to the crane operator like...

"Do You Even Lift!?"

What's the difference between a scuba diver and a crane driver?

The crane driver uses a bottle.

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