Crane Jokes

Funniest Crane Short Jokes

Short crane jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crane humour may include short forklift jokes also.

1. On three occasions now this week a colleague has approached me and said I'm worried about what's going on with you . What's weirder is they think my name is Crane .
2. I was walking by a pond and saw a blue heron. I asked, you crane? He answered, "I think I'm Russian now."
3. Have you heard the one about the woman who was saved from a river by a crane operator? It's an uplifting story
4. Life is like operating a crane. Early on, you figure out how to make it up to the controls... Only to realize you have no clue what to do once you get there.
5. Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork. But the bigger, heavier ones are delivered by a crane.
6. Fowl Joke Smaller babies may be delivered by Stork, the heavier ones need a Crane, and Swallows deliver none.
7. The size of the wildlife at construction sites is huge. I mean, just look at the size of those cranes.
8. To commemorate the disaster in Mecca where a crane fell and crushed pilgrims, Saudi Arabia will build a restaurant at the site. An IHOP: International House of Pancakes.
9. My wife started her job on a cruise ship last week. My mate asked, "How's she getting on?"
   I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."
10. What's the difference between a scuba diver and a crane driver? The crane driver uses a bottle.

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Crane One Liners

Which crane one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crane? I can suggest the ones about drone and elevator.

1. Light babies are delivered by stork, heavy babies... Delivered by crane.
2. What is the best way to pick up American girls? With a crane.
3. I rented some heavy lifting equipment in Kiev from a company called You Crane.
4. What kind of bird works on a construction site? A Crane.
5. What bird can lift the most? A crane
6. I once skydived off a crane. Poor little fellow, I must have damaged his wings.
7. What's the best job? Any job that involves operating a crane. It's seriously uplifting.
8. If storks bring human babies, what brings giant babies? Cranes
9. I watched a documentary about cranes today... ...it was very uplifting
10. What are cranes made of? Cranium.
11. What do you call a paper crane folded by a prositute? Whoreigami
12. Why do crane operators seem to always get dates? They have the strongest pick up lines.
13. Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb? because he had a dying light
14. (My 6 year old sister made this) Whats a grandparents favorite bird? A crane
15. What was Alfred Hitchcock's favorite film technique? The crane shot.

Crane Operator Jokes

Here is a list of funny crane operator jokes and even better crane operator puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Talking to the crane operator like... "Do You Even Lift!?"

Construction Crane Jokes

Here is a list of funny construction crane jokes and even better construction crane puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I once got arrested for playing blackjack on a construction crane Apparently the police doesn't like high-jacking

Hilarious Fun Crane Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about crane you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crew jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crane pranks.