Cranberry Jokes

• Short Cranberry Jokes
• Cranberry One Liners
• Cranberry Juice Jokes
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Funniest Cranberry Short Jokes

Short cranberry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cranberry humour may include short blueberry jokes also.

1. I have a Spotify playlist that has songs from The Peanuts Movie, Eminem, and The Cranberries I call it my trail mix.
2. I hate it when you get a Cranberries song stuck in your head... .. In your head
   In your head.
   
   In your head.
3. Trail mix dad joke I made a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberries, California Raisins, Red Hot chili Peppers, Spice Girls, and the Peanuts.
   I call it my Trail Mix.
4. I love The Cranberries but don't you hate it when one of their songs gets stuck in your head, in your heaad
5. I made a playlist for hiking... It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
   I call it my Trail Mix..
6. Why did the cranberries turn red at Thanksgiving dinner?
   Because they heard the turkey got stuffed!
7. The next person The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same cup is gonna get a punch.
8. I used to date the lead singer of the cranberries Until i found out she was cheating on me....turns out she had some turkey on the side. :D
9. What happens when you make a Llama sing along to a song by the Cranberries? You get a zombie alpacalips
10. What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird? One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.
    ^^^^^Credit ^^^^^to ^^^^^my ^^^^^wife.

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Cranberry One Liners

Which cranberry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cranberry? I can suggest the ones about currant and raspberry.

1. What kind of food can you color with? A cranberry! ~ Esher (my Grandson) age 5
2. What's small, round, and blue? A cranberry holding its breath.
3. I've never liked the flavor of cranberries.. the bitter taste *lingers* too much.
4. Do you remember that song 'Zombie' by the Cranberries? It's in my head
5. what do you call a sad cranberry? a blueberry =[
6. What is the male cover band of The Cranberries called? Boysenberries
7. What do you get when you cover Australia's capital with cranberries? Cranberra.
8. It's the thirst thirstiest time of the year!!! Wanna sprite cranberry? Uh Huh!
9. I have something important to ask you Want a Sprite Cranberry?
10. Hey Wanna Sprite Cranberry
11. The answer is clear What color is Sprite Cranberry?
12. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
13. Why did the cranberry sauce cross the road? To get to the other sides.
14. The Cranberry Theory
15. Could the untimely death of The Cranberries vocalist Dolores

Cranberry Juice Jokes

Here is a list of funny cranberry juice jokes and even better cranberry juice puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Just invented a new drink. v**..., cranberry juice, lime, and rohypnol. Its called the Cosbypolitan
• You're in trouble. "drink some cranberry juice"
  What?! Not **u**...** trouble... *YOU'RE* in trouble.

Fun-Filled Cranberry Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about cranberry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean strawberry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cranberry pranks.