The Best 19 Cranberry Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cranberry jokes. There are some cranberry lasagne jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cranberry berry puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cranberry Jokes and Puns

Just invented a new drink. Vodka, cranberry juice, lime, and rohypnol.

Its called the Cosbypolitan

Muhammad, Jesus and Buddha walks into a bar...

The bartender asks each of them what they want.

Muhammad orders a glass of cranberry juice.

Jesus orders a glass of water, and promptly turns it into wine.

Then the bartender asks Buddha, "what do you want?"

Buddha replies, "Make me one with everything."

The next person

The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same cup is gonna get a punch.

Cranberry joke, The next person

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! ~ Esher (my Grandson) age 5

What's small, round, and blue?

A cranberry holding its breath.

Adolf Hitler's Refrigerator

Adolf Hitler opens his fridge to find 5 gallons of Tropicana, 8 gallons of Cranberry Ocean Spray, 1 gallon of Grape Minute Maid and a pint of V8. How long until he eliminates all of the juice?

what do you call a sad cranberry?

a blueberry =[

Cranberry joke, what do you call a sad cranberry?

You're in trouble.

"drink some cranberry juice"

What?! Not **URINE** trouble... *YOU'RE* in trouble.

What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?

One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.

^^^^^Credit ^^^^^to ^^^^^my ^^^^^wife.

Was talking religion over at a Chinese restaurant with some friends when...

one friend pondered if there were any Chinese Jews.. Nobody at the table had ever heard of one so we decided to ask our server. We called him over and inquired if he knew of any any Chinese Jews.,. He looked a little perplexed and said he would go and ask his manager. He returned some minutes later declaring that to his knowledge there were no Chinese Jews.. He only knew of Orange, Pineapple and Cranberry....

It's the thirst thirstiest time of the year!!!

Wanna sprite cranberry? Uh Huh!

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Someone tried to break into my house today..

He kept yelling something about a Sprite Cranberry.

I have something important to ask you

Want a Sprite Cranberry?


Wanna Sprite Cranberry

The answer is clearο»Ώ

What color is Sprite Cranberry?

I think my dad's an alcoholic.

During dinner I ask if he wants some cranberry
and he says, "No thanks. Just give me the vodka straight."

Cranberry joke, I think my dad's an alcoholic.

Why did the cranberry sauce cross the road?

To get to the other sides.

Bet the coroner never thought he would be pulling the Cranberry out of the fridge this soon after Christmas.

The Cranberry Theory

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cranberry pomegranate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cranberry strawberries piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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