Cranberry Jokes

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The Best Cranberry Puns

Just invented a new drink. Vodka, cranberry juice, lime, and rohypnol.

Its called the Cosbypolitan

The next person

The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same cup is gonna get a punch.

Muhammad, Jesus and Buddha walks into a bar...

The bartender asks each of them what they want.

Muhammad orders a glass of cranberry juice.

Jesus orders a glass of water, and promptly turns it into wine.

Then the bartender asks Buddha, "what do you want?"

Buddha replies, "Make me one with everything."

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! ~ Esher (my Grandson) age 5

What's small, round, and blue?

A cranberry holding its breath.


Adolf Hitler's Refrigerator

Adolf Hitler opens his fridge to find 5 gallons of Tropicana, 8 gallons of Cranberry Ocean Spray, 1 gallon of Grape Minute Maid and a pint of V8. How long until he eliminates all of the juice?

what do you call a sad cranberry?

a blueberry =[

You're in trouble.

"drink some cranberry juice"

What?! Not **URINE** trouble... *YOU'RE* in trouble.

What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?

One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.

^^^^^Credit ^^^^^to ^^^^^my ^^^^^wife.

Was talking religion over at a Chinese restaurant with some friends when...

one friend pondered if there were any Chinese Jews.. Nobody at the table had ever heard of one so we decided to ask our server. We called him over and inquired if he knew of any any Chinese Jews.,. He looked a little perplexed and said he would go and ask his manager. He returned some minutes later declaring that to his knowledge there were no Chinese Jews.. He only knew of Orange, Pineapple and Cranberry....

It's the thirst thirstiest time of the year!!!

Wanna sprite cranberry? Uh Huh!


Someone tried to break into my house today..

He kept yelling something about a Sprite Cranberry.

I have something important to ask you

Want a Sprite Cranberry?

Hey

Wanna Sprite Cranberry

The answer is clearο»Ώ

What color is Sprite Cranberry?

I think my dad's an alcoholic.

During dinner I ask if he wants some cranberry
and he says, "No thanks. Just give me the vodka straight."

Why did the cranberry sauce cross the road?

To get to the other sides.

Bet the coroner never thought he would be pulling the Cranberry out of the fridge this soon after Christmas.

The Cranberry Theory


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