Cramps Jokes

Funniest Cramps Short Jokes

Short cramps jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cramps humour may include short stomach pains jokes also.

1. My girlfriend said to me the other day, "Why did God give women periods with cramp pains, and men nothing?" I laughed and replied, "Don't be silly, he gave us women."
2. I ate an expired can of alphabet soup... Now I have severe cramps in my vowels and I've been in-consonant all day
3. An Oxygen molecule go sees a doctor "Doc, Im suffering from terrible cramps" says the Oxygen Molecule.
   "That's an easy fix," says the doctor, "Just eat some Potassium and you'll be OK!"
4. Dicksuckers Cramp Guy 1: "You know what this face is?"
   *Holds mouth open in an O*
   Guy 2: "No, what?"
   Guy 1: "Dicksuckers Cramp, get it?"
   Guy 2: "Yeah"
   Guy 1: "How often?"
5. A quick conversation between a man and his Bene Gesserit girlfriend, who was going through menstrual cramps. "What's in the box?"
   "Pain."
6. Despite the fact that whenever I eat any products with wheat in I get stomach cramps, I still regularly enjoy consuming it. You could say that I'm a gluten for pun-ishment.
7. I've been playing my lute for 7 hours and my fingers are sore and stiff I have minstrel cramps.
8. My Pollish grandma was telling me about one of the worst periods of her life She called it the concentration cramp
9. My friend was on her period and said she wishes I got her cramps I said I would be cramping her style
10. What did the Unites States say when it got bad intestinal cramps? Houston, we have a problem.

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Cramps One Liners

Which cramps one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cramps? I can suggest the ones about contractions and back ache.

1. Why don't Jewish girls study on their period? Concentration Cramps
2. You are the human version of period cramps.
3. What do you get when you play the Lute for too long? Minstrel cramps!
4. What hurts more than a breakup? Muscle cramps.
5. I'm uncomfortable with abortion. It gives me cramps.
6. What red, really painful, and sings? John Menstrual Cramp.
7. Why was the fungi so cramped Because there was not mushroom.
8. What book did Anne Frank write after running 10 miles? Mein Cramp.
9. What do you get when your medieval court singers are off key? Minstrel cramps.
10. Mrs Claus hospitalised with severe cramps. Heavy Christmas period to blame.
11. What do singers get during their periods? Minstrel cramps.
12. Women complaining about menstrual cramps... ...are simply o**... acting.
13. What does h**... call a stomach ache? Mein Cramps
14. Don't you hate it when you go to salute h**... and your tricep cramps?

Delightful Fun Cramps Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about cramps you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean headache jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cramps pranks.