The Best 8 Cramp Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cramp jokes. There are some cramp menstruation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cramp eccleston puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cramp Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend said to me the other day, "Why did God give women periods with cramp pains, and men nothing?"

I laughed and replied, "Don't be silly, he gave us women."

A hungry lion roamed through the jungle looking for his next meal when he came upon two men.

One man was sitting under a tree reading a book. The other man was writing in a notebook. The lion quickly pounced in the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that reader's digest and writers cramp.

Have you ever had a leg cramp ruin sex?

I'm sitting on the chair when my cramps up and I Yelp so loud that my wife and her boyfriend stop having sex. They look at me and say "how long have you been there?" And I say "The whole time! I'm the one making this video."

Roaming Zombie

A zombie was roaming through the woods looking for something to eat.

He came across two men - one sitting under a tree and reading a book, & the other typing away on his typewriter.

The zombie quickly pounced on the man reading the book and started to devour him.

Because even a brain dead zombie knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.

He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.

The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.


Dicksuckers Cramp

Guy 1: "You know what this face is?"

*Holds mouth open in an O*

Guy 2: "No, what?"

Guy 1: "Dicksuckers Cramp, get it?"

Guy 2: "Yeah"

Guy 1: "How often?"

My Pollish grandma was telling me about one of the worst periods of her life

She called it the concentration cramp

What red, really painful, and sings?

John Menstrual Cramp.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cramp spastic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cramp muscle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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