The Best 25 Craigslist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Craigslist jokes. There are some craigslist advertise jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these craigslist merchandise puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Craigslist Jokes and Puns

Does Craigslist have friends for sale?

Asking for a friend


A man placed an ad on his local craigslist: "Wife wanted".

Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Why couldn't Pinocchio get a date on craigslist

because everyone wanted "no strings attatched"

Craigslist joke, Why couldn't Pinocchio get a date on craigslist

browsing craigslist

Saw a post for a hot water heater for sale. I responded and asked if it worked on cold water as well.

My Dad went to Craigslist and had this conclusion...

Why is the NSA seeking so many friends that have health insurance and other benefits

I like my women like I like my cars

Fast, loud, used off craigslist.

I found a very lucrative deal on the firearms section on Craigslist.

A French MAS36 rifle. Never fired, dropped once.

Craigslist joke, I found a very lucrative deal on the firearms section on Craigslist.

I just bought a used time machine on craigslist.

They sure don't make them like they're going to anymore.

The police station installed "Safe Spots" for Craigslist sales...

Which is great because I always met in a park under a tree but it always seemed so shady.

I found a cheap prosthetic arm on Craigslist


Do you ever leave a craigslist ad up after you've sold the item just to get that little rush when someone texts you?

Ya me neither.

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Scientists have a new working theory on what happened before the Big Bang.

Your mom put an ad on Craigslist.

Why don't people sell their soul to God?

He hasn't put up an ad on Craigslist yet.

Last month I unknowingly purchased stolen roofing supplies. I wrote a Craigslist post to alert others...


I saw a post on Craigslist that said: Radios for sale, $1 each, Volume knobs stuck on full.

Turns out he was selling a high volume

I was browsing Craigslist the other day, when I came across someone who wanted to learn how to make macaroni.

Being a master macaroni maker myself, I responded to his offer, and we set up a time and place to meet so I could teach him. When we met up, he took one look at me, and he told me that I didn't look like someone who could even make halfway decent macaroni. "Sir", I assured him, "I promise I'm a master of my Kraft."

Craigslist joke, I was browsing Craigslist the other day, when I came across someone who wanted to learn how to make

Craigslist Personals and Backpage are gone.

Congressional Cockblock

I saw an ad on Craigslist "Radio, $1, volume stuck on high."

I thought, "I can't turn that down...

I had a date with a six foot, eight inch drag queen I found on Craigslist.

Boy was I disappointed when I discovered he was 6'8

I ordered a chicken and an egg off Craigslist

The chicken was dead and the egg was cracked

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.

"I put an ad on Craigslist today trying to sell my pet python," he tells the bartender. "Is it big?" the bartender asks. "It's freakin' huge!" the guy replies. "How many feet?" the bartender asks. "None you idiot," the guy replies. "It's a snake."

I saw a truck for sale on DC Craigslist, it was old and ugly, made terrible noises and got laughed right out of Washington

It was a Christine Blasey Ford

Well, there was only one thing I could say when I walked into the wrong motel room answering a Craigslist ad.

Wrong sub

Did you hear where they're looking for the new James Bond actor?

In Daniel Craigslist

What was the triceratops looking for on Craigslist?

A tricerabottom.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the craigslist bargain jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working craigslist reddit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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