crafts Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious crafts puns

I was walking through an arts and crafts shop when I saw a sign saying, "Glue Sticks."

I thought, "No shit..."

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What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

Glue.

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A Engineer builds a robot for his family.

He brings it up to the table at dinner.

"What is it for?" The wife said.

"It detects anyone who is lying and slaps them in the face. So..." *turns to his son* "What did you do at school today, sport?"

"Well, I did some arts and crafts and read at the library."

**SLAP**

"OWW! OK! I WAS WATCHING PORN MOVIES WITH MY FRIENDS!"

"WHAT?!?" The dad replied. "I HAVEN'T DONE THAT UNTIL I WAS 16!"

**SLAP**

Then the mother says to the son "You sure are your father's son."

**SLAP**

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My son's arts and crafts class isn't graded.

I'm glad they teach kids how worthless a liberal-arts degree is at such a young age.

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I want to open a bar that serves nothing but expensive beer and baked beans.

I'll call it Farts & Crafts.

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I own a store that sells crafts painted with blood

It's called the Artery

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A fight broke out between a PE teacher and Arts & Crafts teacher. The Arts & Crafts teacher wins.

Because karate is good, but a hammer is still a fucking hammer...

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I'm opening the first place you can create a painting and brew your own beer

It's called "Arts & Crafts"

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Where do ultra conservative Muslims go to buy trinkets, crafts, and home goods?

Wahhabi Lobby

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Prison ain't so bad

A newly arrived prisoner is sitting in his cell when his cellmate, a lifer who has been inside for 20 years, walks in and sees that the young guy is distressed.
Lifer: Don't worry kid, prison ain't so bad. Do you like to work with your hands?
NewMeat: Sure
Lifer: Well,on Monday we get to work in the Arts and Crafts building. You can paint,do woodworking, pottery whatever.
NewMeat: O.k. that's cool.
Lifer: Do you like Gourmet food?
NewMeat: Sure
Lifer: On Tuesdays a Chef comes in affixes anything you want to eat.
NewMeat: Sounds good
Lifer:Do you like movies?
NewMeat: Yeah
Lifer:Wednesdays we get to watch the latest films that are released to theatres.
NewMeat:Allright that's cool.
Lifer: Do you like Music?
NewMeat: Absolutely!
Lifer: Thursdays we get a concert from big name bands like U2 and Foo Fighters.
NewMeat: Wow!! that is cool!!
Lifer: Are you gay?
NewMeat: Uh, no I'm not gay
Lifer: Oh....... well you're not gonna like Friday's at all.

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Did you hear about the woman who missed the crafts and tea party?

They said she was a no sew.

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Is your dad's name Craftsman?

Because you're a ratchet that's very easy to replace

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My wife won best in show in the crafts division

But it turns out, it was an inside job.

Her friends and family stuffed the ballot box.

Deep State Fair.

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Glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts.

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My mom used to always call me autistic.

Which is surprising cause I was never any good at auts and crafts.

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What are the most funny Crafts jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Crafts? Well, here are the best Crafts dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Crafts pick up lines to share with friends.

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