The Best 42 Craft Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Craft jokes. There are some craft automotive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these craft freighter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Craft Jokes and Puns

I make my own Japanese craft beer.

It's called "Impossi-Brü."

A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California...

The captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and replies, "We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800s."

The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter. When the captain was finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"


I'm doing a project at home and went to the local arts and craft store for 2 metres of Velcro, wow it is so expensive. What a rip-off!

Craft joke, Velcro

What is Hitler's favorite video game?

Mein Craft.

What video game does hitler play?

Mein craft

Where did Abdelhamid Abaaoud do most of his craft shopping?

Wahabi Lobby.

What does a confused student at Hogwarts study?

Which craft?

Craft joke, What does a confused student at Hogwarts study?

Masturbation should be considered a craft...

as it is 100% hand made.

A baby was born with no eyes lids...

So the doctors decided to circumcise him and use the skin to craft new eyes lids.

They botched it though and he came out looking a bit cock-eyed.

Where does the Iranian Air Force store all its flying craft?

The carpet store

Where do extremely conservative Muslims go to buy religious trinkets and craft projects?

Wahhabi Lobby

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Two Eskimos Sitting In a Kayak

...were cold. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank. Proving once and for all that: you can't have your kayak and heat it.

A boy is born without eyelids...

A boy who was born without eyelids is making national headlines as he has just undergone experimental surgery to use his foreskin to craft new eyelids. The surgery was a success and the boy is recovering perfectly. However, he will be a little cockeyed.

Did you hear of the guy who could literally master any craft, provided he masturbated before learning it?

He was jack off all trades.

What did one craft beer say to the other after their boxing match?

How's your mouthfeel?

What do you call a hoppy Canadian craft beer?

An IP-Eh?

Craft joke, What do you call a hoppy Canadian craft beer?

Stanford University releases nearly 200 cases of sex abuse

A limited edition craft beer made on campus

There are two types of joke tellers in this world. Those who take the time to craft a witty punchline...

Inexplicably, there are random craft supplies scattered all throughout my living room.

I don't know what to make of it.

What alcohol do you drink in survival video games?

Craft beers

What is Ironman's favorite real time strategy game?

Stark Craft

'Hotel Transylvania' missed an opportunity because monsters on a cruise are not on the Love Boat...

They're on a Love Craft.

My craft beer brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like

It's better then Coors

Two crows are sitting at the bar having a craft beer.

One crow drinks his down quickly and rudly takes his buddy's beer. The other crow snatches it back and exclaims, "My crow brew!"

I went to the local craft brewery last night and it was so busy...

The place was really hopping.

Did you hear on the news about the guy going to all of the craft stores in the area?

He was dipping his testicles in in glitter.

It was pretty nuts.

Why did Harry Potter throw away all his old potions?

**They were past their hexpiration date!**

*I'm so sorry. My 8yo kid asked me to make up a joke and it's SO HARD to craft a joke that's kid-appropriate.*

Two Jewish brothers started up a craft beer distillery

called He-Brews

New England Patriots' Robert Craft is charged with soliciting prostitution.

He just wanted to show the masseuse where he wears his 6th super bowl ring.

Police have warned of a man in craft stores dipping his testicles in glitter.

It's pretty nuts.

Police have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles in glitter

It's pretty nuts

As the son of a magician I'm very proud

My dad pulled the great disappearing act 20 years ago and still no one can find him! Now that's commitment to the craft!

Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.

I lost the Rock's paper scissors.

How are craft beer and World War II soldiers alike?

Both are better from the draft.

U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans rowing towards Texas. The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts:

Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "Gringo, we are invading the United States of
America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's."

The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.

When the Captain finally catches his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last 4. The other 20 million are already there.

Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be good enough at skating, biking, surfing, or running to be chosen to represent a brand like Nike, Red Bull, or Under Armour. Recently the pandemic has allowed me to double down on recreation and hone my craft, and I finally got a sponsor.

Thanks Alcoholics Anonymous!

What is Hitler's video-game called?

Mein Craft.

A couple of outdoorsmen were on a lake in their kayak when they started getting cold. But when they lit a fire in their craft it immediately began to sink, proving once and for all that... can't have your kayak and heat it too.

A homeless guy was caught at a craft store dipping his balls into a bag of glitter

It was pretty nuts.

While fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.

He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.

Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted:

Are there any gators around here?!

No, the man hollered back, they ain't been around for years!

Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy:

How did you get rid of the gators?

We didn't do nothin', the beachcomber said. The sharks got 'em."

How come the Fresh Prince was able to craft a sword?

He's a black Smith.

A cosmonaut crash lands

A Russian cosmonaut has an emergency during his reentry into earth's atmosphere and his space craft crash lands in the Australian bush, way out in the middle of nowhere. After what seems like an eternity, he wakes up in a bush hospital clinic, very rustic, dirty, with foul smells and he is really bandaged from head to foot and sees a very large, somewhat gruff looking nurse approaching him as he lay in his cot.

"Did I come here to die?" he says with a deep sense of resignation and fear.

"No," the Aussie nurse replies, "You came here yerster dye."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the craft hull jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working craft coast piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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