The Best 13 Craft Beer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Craft Beer jokes. There are some craft beer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these craft beer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Craft Beer Jokes and Puns

I want to open a bar that serves nothing but expensive beer and baked beans.

I'll call it Farts & Crafts.

What alcohol do you drink in survival video games?

Craft beers

I make my own Japanese craft beer.

It's called "Impossi-BrΓΌ."

Craft Beer joke, I make my own Japanese craft beer.

Two Jewish brothers started up a craft beer distillery

called He-Brews

How are craft beer and World War II soldiers alike?

Both are better from the draft.

Stanford University releases nearly 200 cases of sex abuse

A limited edition craft beer made on campus

I'm opening the first place you can create a painting and brew your own beer

It's called "Arts & Crafts"

Craft Beer joke, I'm opening the first place you can create a painting and brew your own beer

What did one craft beer say to the other after their boxing match?

How's your mouthfeel?

Why was the craft beer snob sad?

He had saisonal depression.

I like my craft beers like I like my abuse...


Two crows are sitting at the bar having a craft beer.

One crow drinks his down quickly and rudly takes his buddy's beer. The other crow snatches it back and exclaims, "My crow brew!"

You can explore craft beer reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean craft beer dad jokes. There are also craft beer puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

My craft beer brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like

It's better then Coors

What do you call a hoppy Canadian craft beer?

An IP-Eh?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the craft beer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working craft beer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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