Craft Beer Jokes
27 craft beer jokes and hilarious craft beer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about craft beer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Craft Beer Short Jokes
Short craft beer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The craft beer humour may include short beer brewed jokes also.
- I want to open a bar that serves nothing but expensive beer and baked beans. I'll call it Farts & Crafts.
- I'm opening the first place you can create a painting and brew your own beer It's called "Arts & Crafts"
- Two crows are sitting at the bar having a craft beer. One crow drinks his down quickly and rudly takes his buddy's beer. The other crow snatches it back and exclaims, "My crow brew!"
- Stanford University releases nearly 200 cases of s**... a**... A limited edition craft beer made on campus
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Craft Beer One Liners
Which craft beer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with craft beer? I can suggest the ones about beer brewer and draft beer.
- What alcohol do you drink in survival video games? Craft beers
- Two Jewish brothers started up a craft beer distillery called He-Brews
- I make my own Japanese craft beer. It's called "Impossi-Brü."
- How are craft beer and World War II soldiers alike? Both are better from the draft.
- What did one craft beer say to the other after their boxing match? How's your mouthfeel?
- Why was the craft beer snob sad? He had saisonal depression.
- My craft beer brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like It's better then Coors
- What do you call a hoppy Canadian craft beer? An IP-Eh?
- What did the German say to the craft beer artisan? Eine bier, bitte.
- What do Roy Moore and craft beer have common? They both come in half-pints...
- I like my craft beers like I like my a**...... Domestic
Playful Craft Beer Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about craft beer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean brewing beer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make craft beer pranks.
The beer sommelier
A guy walks into a bar and brags to the barman, that he can recognize any beer by its taste. The make a bet and the barman starts to put forwards glasses.
— Oh, that's easy. Budweiser.
— That's wheat Paulaner.
— Hmmm, that's trickier. That's an IPA by Minhas Craft
The barman gets angry, that he will lose the bet. He goes to the back room, p**...into a glass and gives it to the guy. He tastes, smacks his lips for a while and says:
— That's Heineken. But is had been drunk once already.
