Cradle Jokes

5 cradle jokes and hilarious cradle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cradle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Did you ever hear a joke so funny, you almost wished you had a newborn to cradle? Well, here are some hilarious Cradle Jokes just for you! From infancy to gesundheit, we have something for everyone. So pick up a funny Cradle Joke and watch your friends and family double over with laughter!

Cheerful Fun Cradle Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What is a good cradle joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Four insurance companies are in competition.

One comes up with the slogan, "Coverage from the cradle to the grave."
The Second one tries to improve on that with, "Coverage from the w**... to the tomb."
Not to be outdone, the third one comes up with, "From the s**... to the worm."
The fourth insurance company really thought hard and almost gave up the race, but finally came up with, "From the e**... to the resurrection."

One of the most beautiful things in the world is a women's heart. It is fragile yet strong. Delicate yet resilient. It's a cradle of love, emotions and compassion. It like an ocean of secrets.

And of course its covered with b**....

Sweet Baby Jokes (philanthropic concept reversal)

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
The trampoline doesn't look awfully cute in a sailor's outfit.

If you marry an 18 year old they call you a cradle robber..

So if you marry a 70 year old, does that make you a grave robber?

Joke my four year old just came up with. How do you put a baby bunny to sleep in a cradle?

A mushroom!
Hey may not be the funniest, but at least it's original!

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about cradle can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of cradle puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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