Cradle Jokes

Following is our collection of gesundheit puns and giveaway one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cradle jokes for adults, dirty baby jokes and clean clarks dad gags for kids.

The Best Cradle Puns

Four insurance companies are in competition.

One comes up with the slogan, "Coverage from the cradle to the grave."


The Second one tries to improve on that with, "Coverage from the womb to the tomb."


Not to be outdone, the third one comes up with, "From the sperm to the worm."


The fourth insurance company really thought hard and almost gave up the race, but finally came up with, "From the erection to the resurrection."

Sweet Baby Jokes (philanthropic concept reversal)

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
The trampoline doesn't look awfully cute in a sailor's outfit.

Joke my four year old just came up with. How do you put a baby bunny to sleep in a cradle?

A mushroom!

Hey may not be the funniest, but at least it's original!

If you marry an 18 year old they call you a cradle robber..

So if you marry a 70 year old, does that make you a grave robber?

Funny Jokes

Did I tell you about my older friend went out and everyone was calling him a cradle robber and a pedophile... Just because hes 50 and she is 24, he said it totally ruined their 10 year anniversary.


What do you call two 65 year old gay men?

Newtons Cradle

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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