Crackle Jokes

Following is our collection of crunchy puns and gangster one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crackle jokes for adults, dirty rustle jokes and clean crunch dad gags for kids.

The Best Crackle Puns

Did you hear the Coco Pops monkey was recently murdered?

Tony the Tiger, Snap, Crackle and Pop all got killed too.

Police think its the work of a serial killer.

The King of pop is dead...

The King of Snap and Crackle have been taken into protection after police suspect cereal killer.

I'm so tough...

My rice bubbles don't go snap, crackle, pop , they go sssh, he's coming!

Why was the Rice Krispies movie a box office flop?

The story of Snap, Crackle and Pop is best told in serial.

What's Spiderman's favorite kind of cereal?

>!Rice crispies, because like him, they snap, crackle, and pop!<


Snap, Crackle, and Pop were found dead in their apartment today

Cops are looking for a cereal killer

When i was young, i think i ate to much of Rice Krispies

Because all my body does now is snap, crackle and pop

You know you're getting old when you sound like Jewish rice crispy's

Snap crackle OY!

Tim's father has three sons: Snap, crackle, and...?

Tim

There is an abundance of cereal jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 9 funniest jokes and crackle puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any bang witze you can hear about crackle.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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