Cracking Up Jokes
41 cracking up jokes and hilarious cracking up puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cracking up that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Cracking Up Short Jokes
Short cracking up jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cracking up humour may include short crack up jokes also.
- Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes. But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues during that time.
- Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks
- A homeless man asked me for money I had 20 dollars in my pocket and didn't want it to just go towards crack and alcohol So I gave it to the homeless man
- Told by a 7 year old boy: How do you drop on an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it. concrete floors are really hard to crack.
Then he said "you were thinking about the egg weren't you!" - What does a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one.
- My 7 Year Old Cousin just told me this yo mamas so fat when she fell down no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up
- What do an alcoholic and a necrophiliac have in common? Neither one can resist the urge to crack open a cold one .
- Every N.W.A song Verse 1: Sellin' crack rocks and shootin' muthafuckas!
Verse 2: Police pull me over just 'cause I'm brown. - Some man I just met thought I was Israeli so I cracked the 10 lost tribes of Israel joke to him and he got gassed.
- Why do prostitutes make more money then drug dealers? Because they can wash their crack and sell it again
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Cracking Up One Liners
Which cracking up one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cracking up? I can suggest the ones about crack me up and cracking good.
- Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
- Why don't eggs tell each other jokes? Because they would crack each other up
- You call it necrophilia.... But I call it cracking open a cold one with the boys.
- Saw two druggies having a '69' in the park earlier on. He was on crack, she was on blow.
- What is a vampire's favourite thing to do? Crack open a boy with the cold ones.
- Yo mama so fat... When she tripped, I didn't laugh, but the ground was cracking up
- Why did the bacon laugh? Because the egg cracked a yolk.
- Why did Humpty Dumpty push Ms. Humpty Dumpty off the wall? To see her crack.
- Yo mama so fat it's hilarious I'm not laughing but the floor is cracking up
- Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road? It got stuck in a crack
- If a crack forms in your backyard. Is it your fault?
- What do you call the crack dealer on a bicycle? A drug peddler
- I woke up to the crack of Dawn the other day... I said "Dawn! Get off my face!"
- Like a suicidal Humpty Dumpty, I crack myself up
- How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
Amusing & Witty Cracking Up Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about cracking up you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean laughing hard jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cracking up pranks.
I joked about how bad our apartment building's foundation was
Even the walls started cracking up
Kirk breaks his arm and goes to see Doctor McCoy.
McCoy starts to s**... and says, "Well James, you may not be laughing on the outside, but on the inside you're cracking up!"
"Funny, Bones", replies Kirk with a smirk.
"Actually James", says McCoy, checking Kirk's arm, "your humerus!"
Global warming is funny.
Even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up.
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if the lived by the bay, they would be bagels.
My very quiet intern brought this in when I asked her to find a joke a day to share. She couldn't finish telling it without cracking up.
I tried one of those "Try Not To Laugh" challenges, but barely made it halfway before cracking up.
I guess you could say... I fought the LOL, and the LOL won.
What is the difference between a gay man's mustache and a straight man's mustache?
The smell.
Sorry, stole this from the movie This is 40 and I was cracking up.
In health a cop asked what to do if your brother was smoking w**... while the parents left the house
I responded hide the snacks (he started cracking up)
Dad joke while in labor and delivery
Wife is getting induced so we are currently at the hospital and while talking to the nurse she asked how many kids she had. To which she replied 3 as any seasoned Dad would do I decided to introduce a joke that had me cracking up in my head so I turn and look and say 3 kids with a frown that's an odd number. Made my day but was made to a tough crowd so came here for a better response.
Outside
So I was trying to tell someone a joke while on a walk, sadly they didn't understand it, then after we got home and went inside I tried telling it again. They started cracking up. I guess it was an inside joke.
I sometimes do stand-up comedy for a l**... colony.
My jokes have them all cracking up.
Yo momma is so lazy...
Yo momma is so lazy that when she died and went to heaven, god told her to climb the stairway to enter and she said no.
So then god sent her to h**....
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My younger son is on a yo momma joke kick right now in life and said this one to me in the car. I know it's a terrible yo momma joke, but it had me cracking up because of the dark ending.
Why can't you tell a joke while standing on ice?
Because it's gonna start cracking up.
My overweight friend fell down the stairs
He was fine. everyone was concerned, however the floor was cracking up
Yo momma so fat..
Yo momma so fat, when she fell, the only one laughing at her was the floor, because it was cracking up.
I was told this by my S/O 4yr old as she was eating on the floor
Her: What do you call a dog with no ears?
Me: What?
Her: What do you call a dog with no ears?
Me: What?...
Had me cracking up
Your mama is so fat, when she tripped and fell
the only one cracking up was the ground
What happen when you pull a muscle?
You start tendon to it.
Now, don't go breaking any bones, even though I know you are cracking up at this.
Laughing Hands
I never knew hands could laugh cause mine are cracking up.
I met a chiropractor...
...funny guy, had me cracking up.
Yo momma's so fat
That when she fell, everybody was laughing. It was so funny, that even the ground was cracking up.
hi What did the bar maid say in front of the gay bar?
"Im cracking up just being here" .
Professional Liar. This had me cracking up!!!
