Crackhead Jokes

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The Best Crackhead Puns

How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

It was so hot in Dallas today...

I saw a crackhead put copper wire back into an air conditioner.

what's the difference between a crack head and a pot head?

If a crackhead overdoses you find them dead in the gutter, if pothead overdoses you find them asleep in the fridge.

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What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

Wanna know what you call a smart crackhead?

A geologist.


The best part of being a crackhead....

Only two more sleeps until Christmas.

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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What's the difference between a hooker and a crackhead?

A hooker washes her crack and resells it.

What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a crackhead?

The crackhead actually gets arrested.

What do crackheads eat for dinner?

Two tiddlywinks of
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What do you call a crackhead who helps to turn your life around?

A motivational tweaker.


What do you call a crackhead?

Mayor of Toronto

My crackhead of a son said he's sick of my car jokes.

I wish he would just get Hyundai.

If i get a blow job from a meth addict...

is that crack-head?

There was once an egg that fell off a wall

Now he is a crackhead

What did the crackhead power ranger say to the other power ranger?

It's mighty morphine time

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