The Best 54 Cracker Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cracker jokes. There are some cracker keebler jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cracker potluck puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cracker Jokes and Puns

What happened to the dog that ate a Christmas tree?

He farted a cracker.

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water? (Got this is a Cracker Jack box)

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Cracker joke, Why do sharks only swim in salt water? (Got this is a Cracker Jack box)

Christmas cracker joke

A bottle of lemonade fell on a barmans head. Why wasn't he hurt? It was a soft drink.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*


What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

Cracker joke, Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!

...Polly want a cracker.

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

Overheard my boss say this to our secretary..

What's the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

What do you call a butthurt white guy?

A salty cracker.

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Notice: Due to overwhelming political pressure, Cracker Barrel will now be known as Caucasian Barrel.

Once you've had black, you might never go back but..

Everything taste better on a cracker.

What did one cracker say to the other?

"Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

Her parents wanted her to date someone of her own ethnicity.

But Polly wanted a cracker.

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

Cracker joke, Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

Anyone who thinks Jesus wasn't a white man has never been to communion

The body of Christ is a cracker.

My redneck cousin is looking for a girl into multiple partners. I told him that was ridiculously clichΓ©...

I mean really. Cracker wants a poly?


What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

My black friend thinks I'm really smart for a white person.

He calls me a wise cracker.

What do you call a restaurant full of white people?

The Cracker Barrel.

What do you call a team-up between a maniac, a random white guy, and the head of the Vatican?

Snapped, Cracker and Pope

What do you call an angry, white supremacist?

A saltine cracker.

Black Cashier: Want to buy a graham cracker?

White Customer: A gram of what? And please don't call me a "cracker", it's racist.

What do you call a white grandma?

a Gram Cracker

I pushed a cracker through the bars of the cage and said, "Who's a pretty boy?"

"I want my mommy," he sobbed.

What do you call it when a graham cracker, a marshmallow, and a piece of chocolate have sex?

A smorgy.

What do you call a monkey holding a fire cracker?

A Baboom!

What do you call a middle eastern cracker?

A sultine!

What do call a KKK member that steals your car right in front of you?

Cracker Jack.

What do you call a neo-nazi that's burst into flames

A fire cracker

What is the opposite of a brownie?

A cracker.

What did the redneck parrot say?

Cracker wants a Polly.

Wanna know how I can prove Jesus was white?

The body of Christ is a cracker.

What does a Cracker say when his pockets are filled with cheddar?

IM RITZ, BITS!

I call the sunshine cracker company every year at this time and request they sell Cheez-its shrunk to 1/4th their original size.

I request they market them as "Sweet little baby Cheez-its."

Jesus must be white.

'cause he tastes like a cracker.

What do you call an attacked white person

A salted cracker

If the KKK was meeting for lunch where would they go?

Cracker Barrel.

I always wanted to lay naked on a bearskin rug in front of a fireplace...

Evidently Cracker Barrel has a policy against this.

My redneck cousin wants to be with a girl who is into multiple partners.

Cracker wants a poly.

I don't understand why everyone is surprised that the religious right is okay with racism

Every church I've ever gone to has told me Jesus is a white cracker.

The difference between a cookie and a cracker.

Cookies don't care if you pull down a civil war statue.

If a black person calls you a whitey or a cracker just remember...

It's fine for them to say that, you can say things they never will be able too.

Like, "thanks for the warning officer"

What do you call Christ on a cracker?

Jeez-It's.

Jesus Christ wasn't white...

But according to Catholics he's still a cracker.

Why did the cannibal take a jar of peanut butter to the White House?

He heard there was a giant cheezy cracker in office.

What do you call a Caucasian pyromancer

Fire Cracker

how 30,000 somalians died in a match?

After a tackle the referee took out a yellow card, they thought it was a cracker.

Ps: I translated it from my dialect it may sound weird or offensive .

Christmas cracker joke: Why do birds fly south in the winter?

Because they can't afford the train!

Sorry, but I'm eating alone this Christmas and have no one here to tell it to.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.

I'm sorry.

Found in a Christmas cracker. Is my sense of humour rapidly deteriorating or is this as funny as I've been finding it since Christmas Day?

If it looks like Styrofoam, feels like Styrofoam, and tastes like Styrofoam.

It's a rice cracker.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a lion?

I don't know, but if it wants a cracker you better give it one

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