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133 cracker jokes and hilarious cracker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cracker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you looking for a good laugh? Check out these hilarious cracker jokes! Enjoy a variety of jokes from a variety of genres, from those related to food, such as Cracker Barrel and Cracker Jack, to holiday jokes such as Cracker Xmas and Cracker hats and props! Find out why the cookie cracked, or what makes provolone so special and have a good chuckle.

Best Short Cracker Jokes

Short cracker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cracker humour may include short cracking good jokes also.

  1. What do michael jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
  2. It's the year 2070. Instead of putting funny one-liners in christmas cracker, they put them in timecapsules embedded in space-rocks and send them to other planets. The real joke is in the comets
  3. How many white people can you fit in a can? Crackers don't come in cans, they come in boxes!
  4. I bought a box of animal crackers yesterday... I was about to open it and the box read "Do not eat if seal is broken".
    Well I opened it up and sure enough...
  5. Why did the boy look at each and every one of the animal crackers? Because his mother told him not to eat them if the "seal" was broken.
    Credits to my school principal
  6. What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers? Putin on the Ritz~
  7. How does a black person babysit the white neighbor kid? He Puts him in the cupboard with the rest of the crackers.
  8. An elephant and an ape go to a party together. They want to bring some snacks: crackers and dips. Which of them buys the crackers? The elephant.
    Because the ape always buys the dip.
  9. I bought a box of animal crackers... I bought a box of animal crackers and the label said, "Do not eat if seal is broken."
    I open the box and sure enough...
  10. So I heard the Michael Jackson Estate is coming out with it's own line of Caviars It's true! It comes on little white crackers.

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Cracker One Liners

Which cracker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cracker? I can suggest the ones about crack some and crumble.

  1. Why do carpet in white folk houses always need vacuuming? Crackers always leave crumbs.
  2. What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut? A Barbecue.
  3. What do racist cannibals like to add to their soup? A handful of crackers.
  4. Jesus was obviously white. He even tastes like crackers!
  5. What's a phoenix's favorite snack? Fire crackers
  6. Did you know the moon was made of cheese? Thats why NASA sent up a bunch of crackers.
  7. Have you guys seen Paula Deen's new restaurant menus? They only serve crackers.
  8. Animal Crackers Please do not eat if the seal is broken.
  9. The world is an oyster Much nicer on crackers
  10. Did you hear about Pala Deans new restaurant? They only serve crackers!
  11. Why shouldn't white people swim? Crackers get soggy when wet.
  12. What do you call 2 crackers arguing? White noise.
  13. Michael Jackson is a lot like caviar. They both come on little crackers.
  14. What do you call a group of angry white guys? Saltine Crackers
  15. What is a drug addicts favorite snack? Crack-ers

Graham Cracker Jokes

Here is a list of funny graham cracker jokes and even better graham cracker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Wanna hear my campfire jokes? They're straight fire
    Wanna hear s'more?
    I deal crackers by the graham
  • Does anyone know where to find about 454 graham crackers? I'm making a pound cake for dessert
  • What do you call white grand parents? Graham-crackers... "wokka wokka"
  • I carry a box of graham crackers wherever I go. So I'm always ready for an Insta graham.
  • What's Lindsay Graham's favorite kind of crackers? Rapists 😀
  • What do you call it when a graham c**..., a marshmallow, and a piece of chocolate have s**...? A smorgy.
  • Black Cashier: Want to buy a graham c**...? White Customer: A gram of what? And please don't call me a "c**...", it's racist.
  • What is a Racist Old Lady's favorite snack? A Graham c**....
  • What do you call a racist grandmother? Graham c**...
  • A graham c**..., a marshmallow, and a chocolate bar are lonely by a campfire. They need s'more friends.

Christmas Cracker Jokes

Here is a list of funny christmas cracker jokes and even better christmas cracker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did the sea say to the shore? Nothing, he just waved.
  • What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pear.
  • What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper? Ruff
  • What do you call a horse in pyjamas? A nightmare.
  • Q: Did you hear about the man who stole the advent calendar?
    A: He got 25 days.
  • Christmas c**... joke: Why do birds fly south in the winter? Because they can't afford the train!
    Sorry, but I'm eating alone this Christmas and have no one here to tell it to.
  • Christmas c**... joke A bottle of lemonade fell on a barmans head. Why wasn't he hurt? It was a soft drink.
  • What happened to the dog that ate a Christmas tree? He f**... a c**....
  • What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas c**...? A Pull-it-surprise!
  • What do you call an American white guy in a Christmas sweater? A Christmas c**...

Cracker Barrel Jokes

Here is a list of funny cracker barrel jokes and even better cracker barrel puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Whatrestraunt is always full of white people? c**... Barrel
  • I always wanted to lay n**... on a bearskin rug in front of a fireplace... Evidently c**... Barrel has a policy against this.
  • If the k**... was meeting for lunch where would they go? c**... Barrel.
  • Notice: Due to overwhelming political pressure, c**... Barrel will now be known as Caucasian Barrel.
  • What's the worst place to be during a tornado? c**... Barrel.
  • What do you call a restaurant full of white people? The c**... Barrel.
  • What do you call a group of Caucasians rolling down a hill? A c**... barrel
  • What do you call a m**... church? A c**... Barrel.
  • c**... Barrel just won a $10 Billion contract to construct a restaurant on Mars, to serve future colonists. According to NASA, this is the most cost-effective means of creating atmosphere.
  • Have you ever been to a c**... Barrel? Not a lot of barrels in there...

Saltine Cracker Jokes

Here is a list of funny saltine cracker jokes and even better saltine cracker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I had to stop snacking on saltines and ezcheese. Crackers with cheesy orange strands on top remind me too much of Donald Trump.
  • I called a Karen a c**... the other day She said I was a saltine her rights
  • What are the Dire Straits' favorite kind of c**...? Saltines of swing
  • What do you call an angry, white supremacist? A saltine c**....
  • Why did they send the gluten-free saltine to jail? Because it was a safe c**...!
  • What do you call a angry white person? Saltine c**...
Cracker joke, What do you call a angry white person?

Comical Cracker Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about cracker you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean crick jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make cracker prank.

What is the difference between a Ritz c**... and a lesbian?

One is a snack c**... and the other is a crack snacker.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water? (Got this is a c**... Jack box)

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What do you call Shaka Zulu with a Fire c**...?

BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a c**...?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What is the difference between a chorus line and an acrobatic team?

One displays a cunning array of stunts!
Anyone else?
Whats the difference between a Ritz c**... and a lesbian?
One is a Snack c**...!

Crackers

So my black friend Treyvon is having some issues with his girl friend (Polly). He told me she gave him an ultimatum. He either has to change his life in a number of ways including getting a stable job and marrying her or she'll leave him and find some one who will. After Treyvon had poured his heart out and told me about what Polly had told him he asked me what i thought. So I gave him my honest opinion. I said " well it sounds like Polly wants a c**...."

how did the female half of the i**... couple open up the discussion about her swinging fantasy?

c**... wanna poly?

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a c**....

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a c**...

What did the cookie say to the c**...?

You feeling salty bro?

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!
...Polly want a c**....

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire c**...

Overheard my boss say this to our secretary..

What's the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian?
One is a snack c**..., the other is a crack snacker.

What do you call a butthurt white guy?

A salty c**....

Why did John keep on finding c**... crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

You know how I can prove Jesus wasn't black?

Because the body of Christ was a c**...!

Once you've had black, you might never go back but..

Everything taste better on a c**....

Jesus was white

If there's one thing I learned in church, it's that the man was a c**...

What did one c**... say to the other?

"Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

Her parents wanted her to date someone of her own ethnicity.

But Polly wanted a c**....

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a c**....

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

c**....

You know how I know Jesus was white?

The communion wafer tastes like a c**....

Anyone who thinks Jesus wasn't a white man has never been to communion

The body of Christ is a c**....

My r**... cousin is looking for a girl into multiple partners. I told him that was ridiculously cliché...

I mean really. c**... wants a poly?

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a c**...?

Putin on the Ritz.

My black friend thinks I'm really smart for a white person.

He calls me a wise c**....

I found a box of Animal Crackers in my cupboard...

The box read 'Do not consume if the seal has been broken'. Sure enough the only Animal c**... that was broken was the Seal.

What do you call a team-up between a maniac, a random white guy, and the head of the Vatican?

Snapped, c**... and Pope

What time do crackers wake up in the morning?

At the c**... dawn.

What do you call a white grandma?

a Gram c**...

I pushed a c**... through the bars of the cage and said, "Who's a pretty boy?"

"I want my mommy," he sobbed.

What do you call a really pale Asian?

Rice c**....

What do you call a monkey holding a fire c**...?

A Baboom!

What do you call a middle eastern c**...?

A sultine!

What do call a k**... member that steals your car right in front of you?

c**... Jack.

What do you call a neo-n**... that's burst into flames

A fire c**...

What is the opposite of a brownie?

A c**....

What did the r**... parrot say?

c**... wants a Polly.

Wanna know how I can prove Jesus was white?

The body of Christ is a c**....

What does a c**... say when his pockets are filled with cheddar?

IM RITZ, BITS!

I call the sunshine c**... company every year at this time and request they sell Cheez-its shrunk to 1/4th their original size.

I request they market them as "Sweet little baby Cheez-its."

100 Internet points to whoever can solve this xmas c**...!

What kind of cough medicine does Dracula take?
Con Medicine
(a house of 20 can't work it out between us)

What was the idiots favorite type of c**...?

Degene-ritz

Jesus must be white.

'cause he tastes like a c**....

What do you call a ritzy h**...?

A c**... Jack.

What do you call an attacked white person

A salted c**...

My r**... cousin wants to be with a girl who is into multiple partners.

c**... wants a poly.

I don't understand why everyone is surprised that the religious right is okay with racism

Every church I've ever gone to has told me Jesus is a white c**....

Wanna buy a graham c**...?

A gram of what? And don't call me that, it's racist

The difference between a cookie and a c**....

Cookies don't care if you pull down a civil war statue.

If a black person calls you a w**... or a c**... just remember...

It's fine for them to say that, you can say things they never will be able too.
Like, "thanks for the warning officer"

What do you call Christ on a c**...?

Jeez-It's.

What do you call an albino lion?

Animal c**....

Jesus Christ wasn't white...

But according to Catholics he's still a c**....

Why did the cannibal take a jar of peanut butter to the White House?

He heard there was a giant cheezy c**... in office.

What do you call a Caucasian pyromancer

Fire c**...

how 30,000 somalians died in a match?

After a tackle the referee took out a yellow card, they thought it was a c**....
Ps: I translated it from my dialect it may sound weird or offensive .

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.

I'm sorry.
Found in a Christmas c**.... Is my sense of humour rapidly deteriorating or is this as funny as I've been finding it since Christmas Day?

If it looks like Styrofoam, feels like Styrofoam, and tastes like Styrofoam.

It's a rice c**....

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a lion?

I don't know, but if it wants a c**... you better give it one

Everybody gets mad when I say Jesus was white, but I have proof.

If my understanding of transubstantiation is correct, Jesus is a c**....

I found an animal c**... shaped like Jesus...

...it was a snackrificial lamb.

I just made a list of my top 10 favourite Dad jokes. The first 9 are great but the last one is an absolute c**...

1) great
2) great
3) great
4) great
5) great
6) great
7) great
8) great
9) great
10) An absolute c**...

Cracker joke, Why did they send the gluten-free saltine to jail?

jokes about cracker

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