Comical Cracker Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What happened to the dog that ate a Christmas tree?
He f**... a c**....
What is the difference between a Ritz c**... and a lesbian?
One is a snack c**... and the other is a crack snacker.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water? (Got this is a c**... Jack box)
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Christmas c**... joke
A bottle of lemonade fell on a barmans head. Why wasn't he hurt? It was a soft drink.
What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a c**...?
Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*
What's the worst place to be during a tornado?
c**... Barrel.
how did the female half of the i**... couple open up the discussion about her swinging fantasy?
c**... wanna poly?
Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?
because polly wanted a c**...
What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?
SQUAAATS!
...Polly want a c**....
What do call a white guy in a burning building?
Fire c**...
Overheard my boss say this to our secretary..
What's the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian?
One is a snack c**..., the other is a crack snacker.
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What do you call a butthurt white guy?
A salty c**....
Notice: Due to overwhelming political pressure, c**... Barrel will now be known as Caucasian Barrel.
Her parents wanted her to date someone of her own ethnicity.
But Polly wanted a c**....
Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?
Polly want a c**....
What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?
c**....
Anyone who thinks Jesus wasn't a white man has never been to communion
The body of Christ is a c**....
My r**... cousin is looking for a girl into multiple partners. I told him that was ridiculously cliché...
I mean really. c**... wants a poly?
What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a c**...?
Putin on the Ritz.
My black friend thinks I'm really smart for a white person.
He calls me a wise c**....
What do you call a restaurant full of white people?
The c**... Barrel.
What do you call a team-up between a maniac, a random white guy, and the head of the Vatican?
Snapped, c**... and Pope
What do you call an angry, white supremacist?
A saltine c**....
What do you call a white grandma?
a Gram c**...
I pushed a c**... through the bars of the cage and said, "Who's a pretty boy?"
"I want my mommy," he sobbed.
What do you call it when a graham c**..., a marshmallow, and a piece of chocolate have s**...?
A smorgy.
What do you call a monkey holding a fire c**...?
A Baboom!
What do call a k**... member that steals your car right in front of you?
c**... Jack.
What is the opposite of a brownie?
A c**....
What did the r**... parrot say?
c**... wants a Polly.
Wanna know how I can prove Jesus was white?
The body of Christ is a c**....
What does a c**... say when his pockets are filled with cheddar?
IM RITZ, BITS!
I call the sunshine c**... company every year at this time and request they sell Cheez-its shrunk to 1/4th their original size.
I request they market them as "Sweet little baby Cheez-its."
Jesus must be white.
'cause he tastes like a c**....
What do you call an attacked white person
A salted c**...
If the k**... was meeting for lunch where would they go?
c**... Barrel.
I always wanted to lay n**... on a bearskin rug in front of a fireplace...
Evidently c**... Barrel has a policy against this.
My r**... cousin wants to be with a girl who is into multiple partners.
c**... wants a poly.
I don't understand why everyone is surprised that the religious right is okay with racism
Every church I've ever gone to has told me Jesus is a white c**....
The difference between a cookie and a c**....
Cookies don't care if you pull down a civil war statue.
If a black person calls you a w**... or a c**... just remember...
It's fine for them to say that, you can say things they never will be able too.
Like, "thanks for the warning officer"
What do you call Christ on a c**...?
Jeez-It's.
Jesus Christ wasn't white...
But according to Catholics he's still a c**....
Why did the cannibal take a jar of peanut butter to the White House?
He heard there was a giant cheezy c**... in office.
What do you call a Caucasian pyromancer
Fire c**...
Christmas c**... joke: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because they can't afford the train!
Sorry, but I'm eating alone this Christmas and have no one here to tell it to.
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
I'm sorry.
Found in a Christmas c**.... Is my sense of humour rapidly deteriorating or is this as funny as I've been finding it since Christmas Day?
If it looks like Styrofoam, feels like Styrofoam, and tastes like Styrofoam.
It's a rice c**....
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a lion?
I don't know, but if it wants a c**... you better give it one
Everybody gets mad when I say Jesus was white, but I have proof.
If my understanding of transubstantiation is correct, Jesus is a c**....
I found an animal c**... shaped like Jesus...
...it was a snackrificial lamb.
What are the Dire Straits' favorite kind of c**...?
Saltines of swing
Whatrestraunt is always full of white people?
c**... Barrel
I called a Karen a c**... the other day
She said I was a saltine her rights
I just made a list of my top 10 favourite Dad jokes. The first 9 are great but the last one is an absolute c**...
1) great
2) great
3) great
4) great
5) great
6) great
7) great
8) great
9) great
10) An absolute c**...
Why did they send the gluten-free saltine to jail?
Because it was a safe c**...!
