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Cracked Screen Jokes

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Small p**... are like iPhones with cracked screens...

They serve their purpose but nobody really wants one.

Blonde dropped and cracked her phone screen.


Blonde 1: "Hey, I dropped my phone and the screen is cracked. Will they be able to fix this?"
Blonde 2: "Is it that bad?"
Blonde 1:: "See for yourself. I'll send you a screen shot."
\*After seeing the screenshot\*
Blonde 2: "Are you kidding me?"
Blonde 1:: "..."
Blonde 2: "This looks brand new."

I don't need pictures of my wife on my phone to remind me of her.

The screen has a massive crack in it.

I asked my son to get me a phonebook

He laughed , called me a dinosaur , and handed me his iPhone .
The spider is dead , iPhone screen is cracked and my son is furious .

Why so many people with iPhones have cracked screen?

Because after selling one kidney to buy the phone you biologically can't remove the other one to replace the cracked screen.

Yo mamma...

So big her selfie cracked my phone screen

My daughter just cracked my new Iphone Xs screen, so I'm passing it back to a lucky commenter. Info below.

Girl, 7-year-old, can do basic math and alphabet, good at housework, overall a good child.

Got a case for my iPhone even though the screen is already cracked.

So basically it's like putting a c**... on my kid's head.

I just cracked my phone screen.

Does anyone want a screenshot?

Tested my iPhone's airdrop function today

didn't work, screen cracked..

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