Crack Up Jokes

Funniest Crack Up Short Jokes

Short crack up jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crack up humour may include short cracking up jokes also.

1. Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes. But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues during that time.
2. Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks
3. A homeless man asked me for money I had 20 dollars in my pocket and didn't want it to just go towards crack and alcohol So I gave it to the homeless man
4. Told by a 7 year old boy: How do you drop on an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it. concrete floors are really hard to crack.
   Then he said "you were thinking about the egg weren't you!"
5. What does a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one.
6. My 7 Year Old Cousin just told me this yo mamas so fat when she fell down no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up
7. What do an alcoholic and a necrophiliac have in common? Neither one can resist the urge to crack open a cold one .
8. Every N.W.A song Verse 1: Sellin' crack rocks and shootin' muthafuckas!
   Verse 2: Police pull me over just 'cause I'm brown.
9. Some man I just met thought I was Israeli so I cracked the 10 lost tribes of Israel joke to him and he got gassed.
10. Why do prostitutes make more money then drug dealers? Because they can wash their crack and sell it again

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Crack Up One Liners

Which crack up one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crack up? I can suggest the ones about crack me up and crack.

1. Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
2. Why don't eggs tell each other jokes? Because they would crack each other up
3. You call it necrophilia.... But I call it cracking open a cold one with the boys.
4. Saw two druggies having a '69' in the park earlier on. He was on crack, she was on blow.
5. What is a vampire's favourite thing to do? Crack open a boy with the cold ones.
6. Yo mama so fat... When she tripped, I didn't laugh, but the ground was cracking up
7. Why did the bacon laugh? Because the egg cracked a yolk.
8. Why did Humpty Dumpty push Ms. Humpty Dumpty off the wall? To see her crack.
9. Yo mama so fat it's hilarious I'm not laughing but the floor is cracking up
10. Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road? It got stuck in a crack
11. If a crack forms in your backyard. Is it your fault?
12. What do you call the crack dealer on a bicycle? A drug peddler
13. I woke up to the crack of Dawn the other day... I said "Dawn! Get off my face!"
14. Like a suicidal Humpty Dumpty, I crack myself up
15. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.

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What funny jokes about crack up you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crumble jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crack up pranks.