Crack Pipe Jokes
15 crack pipe jokes and hilarious crack pipe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crack pipe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Crack Pipe Short Jokes
Short crack pipe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crack pipe humour may include short plumber crack jokes also.
- A rehabilitated crack addict says to his doctor: "I'm going to stay clean this time" The doctor replied: "I'm afraid that's just a pipe dream"
- I once met a recovering crack addict He couldn't stay clean for more than a day. His quest for sobriety was a pipe dream.
- What's 7 inches long and hasn't been s**... in over 2 years? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.
- What's 3 inches long and hasn't been s**... in nearly 3 years? Amy Winehouse's crack pipe.
- What's six inches long and isn't getting s**... this Friday night? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.
- Was reading about the inventor of MadLibs this morning... Apparently when he died, he was was seventy-s**... years crack pipe.
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Crack Pipe One Liners
Which crack pipe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crack pipe? I can suggest the ones about crack and crack cocaine.
- Whitney Houston's last hit was ... off a crack pipe.
- Whats 7 inches long and didn't get blown on Valentine's Day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe
- My dad dropped his m**... pipe. Now he has a crack pipe.
- What is 6" long and not getting s**... this Valentine's day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe
Crack Pipe Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about crack pipe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean plumber pipe jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crack pipe pranks.
how to get out of a speeding ticket
cop pulls me over and we start into the standard lines
officer: "do you know how fast you were going?"
me: "no in all honesty i don't, see my crack pipe slipped out of my hand and when i went to grab it my gun fell on the gas pedal then the h**... in my trunk wouldn't shut up so i had to start swerving trying to knock her out"
the officer looked at me really strange before asking me to step out of the vehicle, he hand cuffed me and sat me on the curb waiting for back up, and the drug sniffing dog. finally after all is said and done they search my car, find nothing then his commanding officer walks up to me
commander: "now son my officer here tells me you admitted to doing drugs, having a firearm, as well as a h**... in your trunk"
i look shocked then reply
me: "i bet he told you i was speeding to didn't he?"