Crack Of Dawn Jokes
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I woke up to the crack of Dawn the other day...
I said "Dawn! Get off my face!"
My girlfriend wakes me up by sitting on my face.
I've been waking up at the crack of Dawn.
I woke up at the crack of dawn...
she was OK with it!
The Sun God Helios, feeling lazy, stuck his bare glowing buttocks over the horizon...
... it was the crack of dawn.
I woke up at the crack of dawn...
So I told her to get off my head and let me get some sleep.
Cant beat the classics.
What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18?
The crack of dawn.
What time of day stinks?
The crack of dawn
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What does an alt right rooster say at the crack of dawn?
c**...' a doodle doo.
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I woke up at the a**...-crack of dawn...
she f**..., then made me breakfast
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I'm such a p**... that...
... even the crack of dawn isn't safe.
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