Crabs Jokes

121 crabs jokes and hilarious crabs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crabs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Crabs Short Jokes

Short crabs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crabs humour may include short crabby jokes also.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster? A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
A crab, a tuna, a lobster, and a Chinese man being run over by a steam roller. What doesn't belong? The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.
Given the terms crab , tuna , lobster , and Chinese guy caught in an avalanche of boulders , which does not fit? Ans: tuna . The other 3 are crushed asians.
My wife said "Please don't post that crab joke again, it's not that funny." I said, "It might not be the best joke on there......but it'll do in a pinch."
I had a friend whose zodiac sign was cancer. The way he died was very ironic... He got was eaten by a giant crab.
The zodiac sign of a friend of mine was cancer, which was very ironic because of how he died. He was eaten by a large crab.
Once, when I visited America I saw a Crab walking along the Pavement
Sorry I meant to say Sidewalk
He was Sidewalking along the pavement
A crab walks into a bar... The Barman says "I can't serve you mate, you're already walking sideways".
Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce? Because they were both too Shellfish.
They say the worst place to be in a cooking competition is last place... ...Tell that to the crab.

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Crabs One Liners

Which crabs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crabs? I can suggest the ones about lobster and crustacean.

My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died She was eaten by a giant crab
Why the crab cross the road? It didn't, it used the sidewalk.
My cousin's horoscope was Cancer. Funny how she died... She got eaten by a giant crab
What's it called when a crab is walking to it's part time job? A side hustle.
What do you call a crab that like to paint? Leonardo Da Pinci
What do you call a crab that walks in a straight line? Drunk
What do you call an oriental crab? A Crust-Asian
My grandmother was a cancer, ironic how she died. She was killed by a giant crab.
What do you call a greedy crab? Shell fish......
I'm on a no seafood diet to lose weight It's low crab.
I haven't found cancer jokes funny since.. my grandfather got killed by a giant crab.
What do you call a 15th century Renaissance painter who is also a crab? Leonardo da Pinci
What do you call a female crab who is also single? Ms. Shell
In 49 states in America, a crab shack is a restaurant. In Florida, it's a changing room.
What do you call a robot crab that has fallen into disrepair? A rustacean.

Hermit Crabs Jokes

Here is a list of funny hermit crabs jokes and even better hermit crabs puns that will make you laugh with friends.

How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment? He took a shelfie.
What's the worse quality of a hermit crab? They're too shell-fish!
Why did the hermit crab refuse to go in his shell? Because he was claw-strophobic!
Why did the depressed hermit crab return to its old home? It was a shell of its former self.
Why was the crab bad at baseball? Because hermits are too small.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
A hermit crab.

Howlingly Hilarious Crabs Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about crabs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shellfish jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crabs pranks.