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Crabby Jokes

24 crabby jokes and hilarious crabby puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crabby that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Crabby jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. Check out this collection of gags and puns that explore crabby roads, grouchy attitudes, chun and lobster humor. Put a pincer on your mood and get ready to laugh.

Best Short Crabby Jokes

Short crabby jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crabby humour may include short crabs jokes also.

  1. Me (to my wife): I don't want to be selfish. Wife: Well, you are pretty crabby.
    Groans were had. We don't even have kids, no idea where she gets it.
  2. What's the difference between a run-down greyhound stop and a crabby, decrepit prosititute? The first is a crusty bus station, whereas the second is an accurate description of your mother.
  3. What do you call somebody an STD infested Irish man who lives in bikini bottom? A crabby patty!
  4. I'm going to name my first born child Pat So when she gets upset I can call her Crabby Patty...
    lol
  5. Man On Bus Asked Me, "Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?" I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about crabby can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of crabby puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Crabby One Liners

Which crabby one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crabby? I can suggest the ones about crusty and grumpy.

  1. I just found out I gave my girlfriend an STD She's pretty crabby.
  2. What do you call a particularly crabby Chinese grandma? A crust-asian.
    ^(I'm sorry....)
  3. Sometimes I wake up crabby. Sometimes I let her sleep in.
  4. Yesterday I witnessed a kidnapping. otherwise he is rather crabby in the afternoon.
  5. Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans? They get crabby! Badum tsss.
  6. Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
  7. How would Mr.Krabs be called if he was fat? A Fatty Crabby.
  8. What do you call a not sizeable upset crustacean? A little crabby
  9. Ever since Jim got cancer, he's been feeling really crabby
  10. What I say to someone who's being crabby: Clam down, I'm shore it'll be fine.
  11. Why is it so difficult to make a h**... smile? They're all crabby.
  12. What's red and crabby? My g**....
  13. Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
    Because he ate too many c**....

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Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Crabby Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about crabby you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean crumby jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make crabby prank.

An old blacksmith ...

... realised that soon he would not be able to work so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting. "Don't ask me a lot of questions," he told the boy. "Just do whatever I tell you to do." One day the old blacksmith took an iron out of the forge and laid it on the anvil. "Get the hammer over there," he said. "When I nod my head, hit it real good and hard."
Now the town is looking for a new blacksmith.

What did one ocean say to the other?

Nothing- they just waved.
Are you shore you get it?
Do you sea what I did there?
I should shell some better puns
But I cant dolphink of any!
And what would be the porpose of that?
When Im having a whale of a time saying these?
Sorry if these jokes are making you crabby.

Crabby joke, What do you call somebody an STD infested Irish man who lives in bikini bottom?

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The impact of these crabby jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.