The Best 11 Crabby Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crabby jokes. There are some crabby crab jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crabby sourpuss puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crabby Jokes and Puns

An old blacksmith ...

... realised that soon he would not be able to work so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting. "Don't ask me a lot of questions," he told the boy. "Just do whatever I tell you to do." One day the old blacksmith took an iron out of the forge and laid it on the anvil. "Get the hammer over there," he said. "When I nod my head, hit it real good and hard."
Now the town is looking for a new blacksmith.

What did one ocean say to the other?

Nothing- they just waved.

Are you shore you get it?

Do you sea what I did there?

I should shell some better puns

But I cant dolphink of any!

And what would be the porpose of that?

When Im having a whale of a time saying these?

Sorry if these jokes are making you crabby.

Why is it so difficult to make a hooker smile?

They're all crabby.

Crabby joke, Why is it so difficult to make a hooker smile?

I just found out I gave my girlfriend an STD

She's pretty crabby.

What do you call a particularly crabby Chinese grandma?

A crust-asian.

^(I'm sorry....)


Sometimes I wake up crabby.

Sometimes I let her sleep in.

Yesterday I witnessed a kidnapping.

otherwise he is rather crabby in the afternoon.

Crabby joke, Yesterday I witnessed a kidnapping.

What's red and crabby?

My genitals.

What do you call somebody an STD infested Irish man who lives in bikini bottom?

A crabby patty!

What's the difference between a run-down Greyhound stop and a crabby, decrepit prosititute?

The first is a crusty bus station, whereas the second is an accurate description of your mother.

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crabby grumpy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crabby cranky piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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