Cpus Jokes

Following is our collection of satire puns and stra one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cpus jokes for adults, dirty intel jokes and clean notation dad gags for kids.

The Best Cpus Puns

What do oppressive regimes and modern CPUs have in common?

Speculative execution

My friend told me that he was going to buy a bunch of Intel CPUs.

I told him to stop that non-Zens.

Intel's CPUs aren't overpriced...

If you subtract the amount you'll save on heating this winter, you're profiting!

Catholic priests are like Intel CPUs.

They have little Andy in.

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