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Funniest Cpu Short Jokes

Short cpu jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cpu humour may include short data jokes also.

1. What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel? I am Root.
2. My daughters have decided to open a computer repair service together! They're going to call it 2 Girls 1 CPU
3. What did the CPU say to the RAM? Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.
4. One thing changed when I switched from teaching math to teaching computer classes. When students left at the end of class, I used to say, "Calcu-later!" Now I say "CPU later!"
5. Why is Harry Style's favourite bus in a CPU the Address Bus? It only works in one direction.
6. My dad asked me a bit about computers... ...so the CPU is like the brain of a computer, and hard drives store all your files.
   Dad: What about soft drives?
7. How are black people and a CPU similar? They both have motherboards, but no fatherboards
8. an icicle got in a fight with a cpu it's okay, it's all water under the sandy bridge now
9. Why did the chronic masturbator's computer c**...? There was too much load on the CPU.
10. s**... people need a CPU upgrade, colorblind people need a GPU upgrade.
    Just thought of this a few minutes ago, thought you guys might like it.

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Cpu One Liners

Which cpu one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cpu? I can suggest the ones about desktop and bytes.

1. How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD? It took the bus.
2. Has anyone heard of the disastrous news about the CPU chip flaws? seems like bad intel..
3. Two CPU's walk into a bar... Which one pays?
   [the one with more cache](#s)
4. What did the data say to the CPU? Cache me outside
5. What did the heatsink say to the CPU? "I'm a huge fan!"
6. What does a CPU feel when it's overclocked? It hertz.
7. I'm a huge PC building geek. Some people might even call me a CPU fan
8. I was upset when my AMD CPU died but... Everything happens for a Ryzen.
9. Why does the CPU never get any work done? Because it gets interrupted constantly.
10. A CPU predicts you will walk into a bar You do not.
    Your wallet has been stolen.
11. What's so good about being a CPU? Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.
12. Why did the CPU kill the operating system? It was executing instructions.
13. When your CPU heats up more than it should... ...just give it some air
14. Planning on using a last generation CPU for your PC build? Might Haswell!
    Cr
15. Why did AMD release black edition cpu? Cause they run faster than white.

Howlingly Hilarious Cpu Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about cpu you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean processor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cpu pranks.