Cozy Jokes

5 cozy jokes and hilarious cozy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cozy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Amusing Cozy Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What is a good cozy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My wife asked me: "Shall we go bowling or stay cozy home."

I replied: " I am sick of putting my fingers in holes that everyone has touched with their sweaty hands. Let's go bowling!"

I don't care about your opinion, left will always be cozy and warm and right will always be cold and bitter

That's how the sink works

I really love that warm, cozy feeling when you just take your clothes out of the dryer...

This woman in the laundromat is giving me some strange looks though...
Maybe it's her dress?

Sorry in advance as this is a very s**... joke

Two ants are strolling down the forest when they find the body of an old pen. It's hollow as the ink was removed, so get inside and it's nice and cozy. It's actually so nice that they decide to invite some other ants there, later that day, for a party, even hired an ant DJ.
What's the name of this movie?
Independence day

I can use some help with some painting . . .

A man looking for food and shelter comes upon a cozy house on a nice, small farm.
When the farmer answers the door, the man asks him, Can you spare me something to eat? I haven't eaten in several days and I'm not picky.
The farmer says, I never give anything away for free. I can give you food and even a place to stay tonight in the barn, but only if you're willing to work for it. The porch out back really needs a new coat of paint. Interested?
"Oh, yes sir," the man says. An hour later the newly minted painter returns. The farmer is impressed. That was fast! Come on in and sit down, and I'll bring you a nice bowl of soup and some fresh bread.
The painter says, Thank you very much! I truly appreciate it the opportunity to earn this food. But there's something I need to say. Please don't be offended, but I have to tell you something important; you need to hear this. It's not a Porsche you got there. It's a BMW.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about cozy can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of cozy puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Share These Cozy Jokes With Friends