Coyote Jokes
9 coyote jokes and hilarious coyote puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about coyote that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your friends howl with these hilarious Coyote Jokes! From Wile E. Coyote hunting the Road Runner to a sly coyote stealing the flea off an Indian's head, these jokes are sure to have you in stitches! So grab your friends and head out to the wilderness to share a few classic Coyote Jokes!
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Why are coyotes howling in the night?
Because they can only see the cactuses in the day.
What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?
One howls on the prairie; the other prowls on the hairy.
Did you hear about the Russian coyote that got his leg caught in a trap?
He chewed 3 legs off and was still trapped.
Heard about the Polish Coyote?
Chewed three legs off.. and still had one in the trap.
A coyote was singing and asked a donkey to join
The donkey responded, "I would love to, but I'm a little hoarse."
Its sad...
Its sad that Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence instead of his brilliant paintings of tunnels
Did you hear about the blonde coyote caught with it's leg in a trap?
It chewed off three of its legs but was still caught in the trap.
Pony and Eagle walked up to Coyote
Pony tells Coyote: "I am very mad at Eagle. Will you yell at him for me?"
Coyote: "Why can't you yell at him yourself?"
Pony replies: "Because I'm a little horse."
Coyote Problem
The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population.
It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a "more humane" solution.
What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive; the males would then be castrated and let loose again. Therefore the population would be controlled.
All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes.
Finally, an old boy in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand our problem. Those coyotes ain't f**...' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em!"

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