Coyote Jokes

Following is our collection of wilderness puns and fox one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Coyote jokes for adults, dirty predator jokes and clean valleys dad gags for kids.

The Best Coyote Puns

Three blondes are walking through the woods

shortly into their walk, they find tracks on the ground.

"Look at the size of these rabbit tracks!" Said the first blonde.

"You moron, those are raccoon tracks." Said the second blonde.

"You two are so stupid, these are obviously coyote tracks!" Said the third blonde.

Two minutes later, they were all run over by a train.

Why are coyotes howling in the night?

Because they can only see the cactuses in the day.

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie; the other prowls on the hairy.

Coyote joke, What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

Two blondes are walking in the woods

Two blondes are walking in the woods and come across a set of tracks. One looks at them and says "Wow, wolf tracks!"

The other looks down and scoffs. "Those are coyote tracks, not wolf tracks. Look at the size!"

"No they are not" says the first. "I've spent most of my life walking in these woods, and I know wolf tracks when I see them!"

They stand there arguing over the tracks for some time, and are eventually hit by a train.

Heard about the Polish Coyote?

Chewed three legs off.. and still had one in the trap.

Did you hear about the blonde coyote caught with it's leg in a trap?

It chewed off three of its legs but was still caught in the trap.

A coyote was singing and asked a donkey to join

The donkey responded, "I would love to, but I'm a little hoarse."

Coyote joke, A coyote was singing and asked a donkey to join

Pony and Eagle walked up to Coyote

Pony tells Coyote: "I am very mad at Eagle. Will you yell at him for me?"

Coyote: "Why can't you yell at him yourself?"

Pony replies: "Because I'm a little horse."

Its sad...

Its sad that Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence instead of his brilliant paintings of tunnels

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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