Coyly Jokes
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Student walks into professor's office
She says, "I'm just not doing very well in your class. I was wondering if there was anything I could do to raise my grade?"
The professor looks her up and down and asks, "What are you willing to do to raise your grade?"
"I'd do *anything*," she answers coyly, playing with her hair.
"Anything?"
"*Anything*!" she repeats with a knowing grin.
"Would you....study?"
I walked into a singles bar and spotted a gorgeous female at the bar. "Would you like to play on my twenty foot o**...?" I asked her.
She coyly replied "Sure let's go".
You should have seen the look on her face when I brought her to my church and asked her to accept Jesus into her heart.
The doctor asked me to take off my pants for a physical...
I asked him "where should I put them" he coyly replied "just put them on top of mine"
I was having trouble getting to sleep last night
After about an hour of tossing and turning, my wife rolled over, snuck her hand under the covers, and trailed it playfully down my chest.
"Want meeee to help you get to sleep", She whispered coyly into my ear.
"Yeah", I replied. "Tell me again how your day went".
Couch was comfy.
A woman walks into a supermarket
She grabs a zucchini and two limes and goes to pay for them. As the cashier is ringing up her items he comments to her;
"I can tell you're single"
The woman giggles and asks coyly
"Oh what gave that away"
The cashier replies
"Because you're fat"
Going to hospital
As I was admitted the hospital for a procedure, the clerk asked for my wrist, saying, "I'm going to give you a bracelet."
"Has it got rubies and diamonds?" I ask coyly.
"No," he said. "But it cost just as much."
Ooops
Joe bursts into a house with great urgency
Joe: "Mom! I just saw dad doing something with the neighbor lady!" exclaimed Joe
Mom: "What is that?"
Joe: "She was kneeling in front of him, and he was pushing that...thing into her mouth"
Mom: "Well, how about you tell that to everybody at the party tonight" said mom coyly.
Later that evening at the party:
Joe: "I have something to say to all of you. Earlier today I saw my dad pushing his....Mom, what is it called, the thing that mailman always pushes in your mouth?"
A man comes home...
To find his wife sitting seductively on the couch in s**... l**.... She looks at him coyly and asks, "Have you ever seen a dollar all crumpled up?"
The man replies, "No..."
His wife reaches near her breast and pulls out a crumpled up $1 bill. She then asks him, "Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?"
"Not that I'm aware of." Says the man with a puzzled look on his face.
His wife pulls a $50 bill out of her garter, crumples it up, and throws it at his feet.
She then asks him, "Have you ever seen *fifty thousand dollars* all crumpled up?
"I'm certain that's something I've never seen." Her husband says with confidence.
His wife says, "Go look in the garage, I wrecked the car"
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