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Laughing stock.
The pot was calling the cattle back
It's okay, I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows
So he rounded them up.
No, they're bison.
You don't, because cows don't have phones.
Because they.... lactose.....
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
They consider cows to be sacred.
Solid
When he rounded them up he had 200
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
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Because the flying cows are really hard to catch.
A farmer was counting his cows and initially only counted 196, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
It's okay thought, he'll treat her better. They worship cows.
One cow looks at the other and says "Moo", the other cow says "Fuck I was just about to say that".
The first cow says to the other, I was artificially inseminated this morning. The second cow replies, No way, I don't believe you. The first says, It's true, no bull.
How does a farmer count cows?
On a cowculater :D:D
(ya its crap)
One cow says, Man that mad cow disease sure is scary isn't it?
The other responds, Yea it is, thank god I'm a helicopter.
to find my wife and her two fat mates eating doritos on the couch, I mumbled under my breath "fat fucking cows" she said "what did you just say?!" I replied "you herd"
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
One said to the other, "Have you heard about that mad cow disease?" The other says, "Yeah, good thing we're penguins".
The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."
It's pasture bedtime
"Look! A flock of cows!"
"Herd."
"What was that?"
"Herd of cows..."
"Well of course I've heard of cows."
There's a whole flock of them right over there!"
And the bartender says, "close the door! Were you raised in a barn?!"
But the cows keep shuffling in.
Because they don't understand English.
Holding cows together
One started to march towards the other, while the other got scared.
One was cowrageous.
The other was a coward.
No, they're Bison
A bull was deployed for servicing the cows on a farm.
Lady asks the farm manager: "How many times can this bull perform?"
Manager replies: "5 to 6 times in a day".
Lady looks at her husband: "You see?"
Husband asks the manager: "Is it the same cow every time?"
Manager: "No sir it's a different cow every time."
Man looks back to wife: "You see!"
Put a bingo sign on it.
"Geese."
"Very good. What do you say when there's more than one cow?"
"Cows."
"Excellent. What do you say when there's more than one spider?"
"Shit!"
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